> ## Documentation Index
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> Use this file to discover all available pages before exploring further.
# High IQ Test — Scripts
> Five daily quiz episodes. The cheapest views in the library and the strongest habit loop. Script IDs HIQ-001 through HIQ-005.
Show concept: [High IQ Test](/social/shows/high-iq-test). Character and shot rules: [Production Spec](/social/scripts/production-spec). Numbers: [Verified Data Sheet](/social/scripts/verified-data).
**Two education-grammar rules apply to every episode in this pack**, from the [teardowns](/social/teardowns#cannabis-education--and-a-warning):
1. **State the conclusion first.** The creator who opened with the answer beat a PhD on the identical topic — **16.9% vs 9.2% like rate**. Do not build to the finding; lead with it and spend the rest earning it.
2. **Put the citation on screen.** Both top cannabis educators show the actual paper — it converts an assertion into evidence in one frame. Any beat making a research claim carries a small persistent lower-third card: `Author et al., Journal Year`. See [Citation cards](/social/scripts/production-spec#citation-cards--education-only).
**Every episode ends on the catchphrase.** *"This is why I'm high."* The line is the domain, so the sign-off does the funnel work with no "link in bio." Delivered flat and sincere, never explained, never in the first three seconds. See [The Funnel](/social/funnel#the-sign-off).
## Pack Summary
| ID | Question | Runtime | Answer | Test Variable |
| --------- | ----------------------------------- | ------- | ---------- | ---------------------------------- |
| `HIQ-001` | Most common dominant terpene | 25s | Myrcene | Baseline for the show |
| `HIQ-002` | Strains over 30% THC | 25s | 11 | Shock-number payoff |
| `HIQ-003` | Which top-10 strain is terpinolene | 30s | Jack Herer | Name recognition as the hook |
| `HIQ-004` | Which cannabinoid does not bind CB1 | 25s | CBD | Pure science, no database |
| `HIQ-005` | Sour Diesel's dominant terpene | 25s | Limonene | Trap question — tests misdirection |
**Recurring assets:** clipboard graphic, four lettered answer cards, 7-second countdown overlay, timer tick stinger, "High IQ Regulars" closing card.
**Never reveal the answer in the video.** The correct answer is pinned as a comment the next morning. That is the entire return mechanic. Breaking it once trains the audience not to come back.
***
## HIQ-001 — Most Common Dominant Terpene
| | |
| ------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 25 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Science Drops |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Baseline for the show. Simplest possible question, broadest possible audience. |
| **Correct answer** | **A — Myrcene.** 45.8% of classified strains (verified). |
| **Next-day pin** | "A — Myrcene. Nearly half of all cannabis is led by the same molecule." |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `QN-01` | "Can you name one terpene? Most people can't." |
| B | `BC-03` | "Half of all cannabis is the same terpene." |
| C | `QN-02` | "Which of these four is not a cannabinoid?" (adapt to this question) |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Can you name one terpene? Most people cannot. Let's find out." | CAN YOU NAME ONE TERPENE? | neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center |
| 0:04-0:09 | "Which terpene is the dominant one in the most cannabis strains?" | WHICH TERPENE DOMINATES MOST STRAINS? | neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard |
| 0:09-0:14 | "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene." | A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE | neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land |
| 0:14-0:21 | *(silence — timer tick only)* | 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 | neutral, waiting, slight smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center |
| 0:21-0:25 | "I pin the answer tomorrow morning. Comment yours. This was a High IQ test." | COMMENT YOUR ANSWER | excited, crown perked + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card |
**Caption**
> Which terpene dominates the most cannabis strains? A) Myrcene B) Limonene C) Caryophyllene D) Pinene
>
> Answer pinned tomorrow morning. No cheating — say it before you scroll.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#highiqtest` `#terpenes` `#cannabisquiz` `#cannabiseducation` `#cannabisscience`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-001
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
SAYS: "Can you name one terpene? Most people cannot. Let's find out."
ON SCREEN: CAN YOU NAME ONE TERPENE?
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
SAYS: "Which terpene is the dominant one in the most cannabis strains?"
ON SCREEN: WHICH TERPENE DOMINATES MOST STRAINS?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
SAYS: "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene."
ON SCREEN: A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE
4. (0:14-0:21) neutral, waiting, slight smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center
AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) excited, crown perked + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
SAYS: "I pin the answer tomorrow morning. Comment yours. This was a High IQ
test."
ON SCREEN: COMMENT YOUR ANSWER
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## HIQ-002 — Strains Over 30% THC
| | |
| ------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| **Runtime** | 25 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Myth Busting |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Does a shock-number payoff drive more comments than a knowledge question? Runs against `HIQ-001`. |
| **Correct answer** | **A — Under 0.5%.** Fewer than 1 in 200 strains (verified). |
| **Next-day pin** | "A — under half a percent. Fewer than 1 in 200 strains. If your dispensary menu is full of 30%+ flower, the menu is the problem, not your tolerance." |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `QN-05` | "Guess how many strains hit 30% THC." |
| B | `BC-01` | "THC percentage is the biggest scam in cannabis." |
| C | `DD-02` | "Almost no strain actually hits 30% THC." (reveal-first variant) |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ----------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Guess what share of strains actually hit thirty percent THC." | GUESS THE SHARE THAT HIT 30% | neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center |
| 0:04-0:09 | "Of every strain with a tested THC figure." | OF EVERY TESTED STRAIN | neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard |
| 0:09-0:14 | "A, under half a percent. B, three percent. C, twelve percent. D, thirty percent." | A UNDER 0.5% / B 3% / C 12% / D 30% | neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land |
| 0:14-0:21 | *(silence — timer tick only)* | 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 | skeptical, one brow raised + locked wide + countdown overlay center |
| 0:21-0:25 | "Answer pinned tomorrow. And whatever you guessed, guess lower." | GUESS LOWER | deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card |
**Caption**
> What share of strains actually reach 30% THC? A) Under 0.5% B) 3% C) 12% D) 30%
>
> Answer pinned tomorrow. Whatever you guessed — guess lower.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#highiqtest` `#thcpercentage` `#cannabisquiz` `#cannabismyths` `#cannabiseducation`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-002
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
SAYS: "Guess what share of strains actually hit thirty percent THC."
ON SCREEN: GUESS THE SHARE THAT HIT 30%
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
SAYS: "Of every strain with a tested THC figure."
ON SCREEN: OF EVERY TESTED STRAIN
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
SAYS: "A, under half a percent. B, three percent. C, twelve percent. D, thirty
percent."
ON SCREEN: A UNDER 0.5% / B 3% / C 12% / D 30%
4. (0:14-0:21) skeptical, one brow raised + locked wide + countdown overlay center
AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
SAYS: "Answer pinned tomorrow. And whatever you guessed, guess lower."
ON SCREEN: GUESS LOWER
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## HIQ-003 — The Terpinolene One
| | |
| ------------------ | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| **Runtime** | 30 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Strain Intel |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Does recognizable strain-name bait outperform abstract science? All four options are famous strains. |
| **Correct answer** | **C — Jack Herer.** The only terpinolene-dominant strain in the top ten (verified). |
| **Next-day pin** | "C — Jack Herer. The only terpinolene-dominant strain in the top ten. Terpinolene leads about 1 in 22 strains — that rarity is exactly why Jack Herer doesn't feel like anything next to it on the shelf." |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ------------------------------------------------ |
| A | `DD-06` | "Only one strain in the top ten is terpinolene." |
| B | `BC-06` | "You have never actually tried terpinolene." |
| C | `QN-01` | "Can you name one terpene? Most people can't." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Exactly one strain in our top ten is terpinolene-dominant. Which one?" | ONLY ONE IS TERPINOLENE | neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center |
| 0:04-0:11 | "Terpinolene dominates four and a half percent of all strains. It is rare. And one household name is carrying it." | TERPINOLENE = 1 IN 22 | excited, crown perked + slow push-in + rarity sliver chart |
| 0:11-0:17 | "A, Blue Dream. B, Sour Diesel. C, Jack Herer. D, Runtz." | A BLUE DREAM / B SOUR DIESEL / C JACK HERER / D RUNTZ | neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land |
| 0:17-0:24 | *(silence — timer tick only)* | 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 | neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center |
| 0:24-0:30 | "Pinned tomorrow. And if you got it, you already know why that strain never feels like the ones next to it." | YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY | excited, small knowing nod + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card |
**Caption**
> Exactly one strain in our top ten is terpinolene-dominant. A) Blue Dream B) Sour Diesel C) Jack Herer D) Runtz
>
> Terpinolene leads about 1 in 22 strains. Answer pinned tomorrow.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#highiqtest` `#terpinolene` `#jackherer` `#cannabisquiz` `#terpenes`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-003
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
SAYS: "Exactly one strain in our top ten is terpinolene-dominant. Which one?"
ON SCREEN: ONLY ONE IS TERPINOLENE
2. (0:04-0:11) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + rarity sliver chart
SAYS: "Terpinolene dominates four and a half percent of all strains. It is
rare. And one household name is carrying it."
ON SCREEN: TERPINOLENE = 1 IN 22
3. (0:11-0:17) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
SAYS: "A, Blue Dream. B, Sour Diesel. C, Jack Herer. D, Runtz."
ON SCREEN: A BLUE DREAM / B SOUR DIESEL / C JACK HERER / D RUNTZ
4. (0:17-0:24) neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center
AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:24-0:30) excited, small knowing nod + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. And if you got it, you already know why that strain
never feels like the ones next to it."
ON SCREEN: YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## HIQ-004 — The CB1 Question
| | |
| ------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| **Runtime** | 25 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Science Drops |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Pure pharmacology with no database tie-in. Does the audience follow us into hard science, or only into strain talk? |
| **Correct answer** | **B — CBD.** It modulates the receptor rather than binding it as an agonist. |
| **Next-day pin** | "B — CBD. It doesn't bind CB1 as an agonist the way THC does; it modulates the receptor instead. That's why CBD changes the shape of a high without producing one." |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | --------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `QN-02` | "Which of these four is not a cannabinoid?" (adapt) |
| B | `KG-03` | "Your body makes its own version of THC." |
| C | `CT-01` | "The best strain has the lowest THC. I'll explain." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "This one separates the people who read from the people who guess." | READERS vs GUESSERS | deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center |
| 0:04-0:09 | "Which of these does not bind to the CB1 receptor as an agonist?" | WHICH DOESN'T BIND CB1? | neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard |
| 0:09-0:14 | "A, THC. B, CBD. C, THCV. D, CBN." | A THC / B CBD / C THCV / D CBN | neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land |
| 0:14-0:21 | *(silence — timer tick only)* | 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 | neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center |
| 0:21-0:25 | "Pinned tomorrow. This is the one everybody gets wrong confidently." | CONFIDENTLY WRONG | skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card |
**Caption**
> Which of these does NOT bind CB1 as an agonist? A) THC B) CBD C) THCV D) CBN
>
> This is the one people get wrong confidently. Answer pinned tomorrow.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#highiqtest` `#cbd` `#cannabisscience` `#cannabisquiz` `#cannabinoids`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-004
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
SAYS: "This one separates the people who read from the people who guess."
ON SCREEN: READERS vs GUESSERS
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
SAYS: "Which of these does not bind to the CB1 receptor as an agonist?"
ON SCREEN: WHICH DOESN'T BIND CB1?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
SAYS: "A, THC. B, CBD. C, THCV. D, CBN."
ON SCREEN: A THC / B CBD / C THCV / D CBN
4. (0:14-0:21) neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center
AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. This is the one everybody gets wrong confidently."
ON SCREEN: CONFIDENTLY WRONG
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## HIQ-005 — The Sour Diesel Trap
| | |
| ------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 25 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Myth Busting |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | A deliberate trap question. Misdirection should spike the comment rate and the wrong-answer debate. |
| **Correct answer** | **B — Limonene.** Sour Diesel is limonene-dominant despite the diesel reputation (verified). |
| **Next-day pin** | "B — Limonene. Not myrcene. The 'diesel' name has been selling people a sedative that isn't one for two decades. This is why the name on the jar is marketing, not chemistry." |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ------------------------------------------- |
| A | `CT-04` | "Sour Diesel isn't what you think it is." |
| B | `BC-05` | "The strain name on your jar is marketing." |
| C | `QN-04` | "What's actually in your jar right now?" |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Sour Diesel is not what you think it is. Prove me wrong." | PROVE ME WRONG | deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center |
| 0:04-0:09 | "What is Sour Diesel's dominant terpene?" | SOUR DIESEL'S DOMINANT TERPENE? | neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard |
| 0:09-0:14 | "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene." | A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE | neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land |
| 0:14-0:21 | *(silence — timer tick only)* | 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 | skeptical, faint smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center |
| 0:21-0:25 | "Pinned tomorrow. Most of you just answered from the name, not the data." | YOU ANSWERED FROM THE NAME | deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card |
**Caption**
> What's Sour Diesel's dominant terpene? A) Myrcene B) Limonene C) Caryophyllene D) Pinene
>
> Most people answer from the name instead of the data. Answer pinned tomorrow.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#highiqtest` `#sourdiesel` `#terpenes` `#cannabisquiz` `#cannabismyths`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-005
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
SAYS: "Sour Diesel is not what you think it is. Prove me wrong."
ON SCREEN: PROVE ME WRONG
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
SAYS: "What is Sour Diesel's dominant terpene?"
ON SCREEN: SOUR DIESEL'S DOMINANT TERPENE?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
SAYS: "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene."
ON SCREEN: A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE
4. (0:14-0:21) skeptical, faint smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center
AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. Most of you just answered from the name, not the data."
ON SCREEN: YOU ANSWERED FROM THE NAME
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## Production Batch Notes
* This is the **cheapest show in the library**. One character generation, one clipboard graphic, four cards, a countdown. Batch all five in a single session and schedule them across a week.
* Hold the countdown at exactly **7 seconds**, silent except the tick. The temptation to fill that silence with voiceover is strong and wrong — the pause is what converts a scroller into a participant.
* **Pin the answer every single morning without fail.** One missed pin and the return mechanic is dead; the audience learns the promise is unreliable.
* Harvest wrong answers from the comments. Each recurring wrong answer is a free explainer episode with a built-in audience that already cares about being right.
* `HIQ-005` is engineered for a comment fight. Expect people to argue. Do not argue back before the pin — let the debate run overnight, because the debate is the distribution.
## Related
Format, cadence, success metrics.
Every answer above traces here.
How this pack gets read.