> ## Documentation Index
> Fetch the complete documentation index at: https://docs.highailabs.com/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover all available pages before exploring further.
# Spotify = Your Strain — Scripts
> Five music-matching episodes pairing listening taste to a strain and its AI-generated soundtrack. Script IDs SPT-001 through SPT-005.
Show concept: [Spotify = Your Strain](/social/shows/spotify-equals-strain). Character and shot rules: [Production Spec](/social/scripts/production-spec). Numbers: [Verified Data Sheet](/social/scripts/verified-data).
**Every episode ends on the catchphrase.** *"This is why I'm high."* The line is the domain, so the sign-off does the funnel work with no "link in bio." Delivered flat and sincere, never explained, never in the first three seconds. See [The Funnel](/social/funnel#the-sign-off).
## Pack Summary
| ID | Episode | Runtime | Register | Test Variable |
| --------- | ------------------------------ | ------- | -------- | -------------------------------------- |
| `SPT-001` | The psych-pop stack | 40s | Mixed | Baseline for the show |
| `SPT-002` | The hip-hop stack | 40s | Mixed | Genre swap, format held constant |
| `SPT-003` | Country breaks the algorithm | 45s | Comedy | Does the "wrong" answer travel further |
| `SPT-004` | Same Spotify, different strain | 45s | Data | Personalization depth as the payload |
| `SPT-005` | The classical outlier | 40s | Data | Counterintuitive match |
**Recurring assets:** Spotify-style top-five stack, loading animation in High IQ app styling, strain reveal card, waveform overlay while the track plays.
**Not every strain has an AI soundtrack yet.** Confirm the matched strain actually has an `audio_url` before scripting an episode around it — a reveal with no track to play is a dead episode. If the match lands on a strain without one, generate the track first rather than switching to a lesser match.
Do not use Spotify's logo, wordmark, or exact UI. Build a generic "top five artists" stack in brand colors. The title is a comparison, not a claim of partnership.
***
## SPT-001 — The Psych-Pop Stack
| | |
| ----------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 40 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Lifestyle |
| **Register** | Mixed |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Baseline. Establishes the format's completion rate. |
| **Data needed** | `[DATA: terpinolene-dominant strain with audio_url — filter dominant_terpene='Terpinolene' AND audio_url IS NOT NULL]`. Verified: terpinolene dominates 4.5% of strains. |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `QN-04` | "What's actually in your jar right now?" (adapt: "What's your top five?") |
| B | `DD-04` | "Terpinolene leads about 1 in 22 strains." |
| C | `ST-05` | "I asked the AI to find strains that don't exist." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | ------------------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Send me your top five artists and I will send you back a strain. And a song it wrote." | YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN | neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in |
| 0:04-0:10 | "Tame Impala. Mac DeMarco. Khruangbin. Steve Lacy. Yves Tumor." | *(the five artist names stacked)* | neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center |
| 0:10-0:15 | "This is a texture-first listener. Nobody in that stack is writing for the radio." | TEXTURE-FIRST | excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling |
| 0:15-0:27 | *(no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)* | *(strain reveal card, then waveform)* | neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform overlay |
| 0:27-0:36 | "Terpinolene-dominant. Four and a half percent of all cannabis. You like the rare texture in music, you got the rare terpene in cannabis. That is not a coincidence, that is the match working." | TERPINOLENE — 4.5% | excited, gesturing at card + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card |
| 0:36-0:40 | "Drop your top five. I will run yours." | DROP YOUR TOP 5 | neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card |
**Caption**
> Tame Impala, Mac DeMarco, Khruangbin, Steve Lacy, Yves Tumor → a terpinolene-dominant strain. Rare texture in music, rare terpene in cannabis.
>
> The song is AI-generated from that strain's own chemical profile. Drop your top five.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#strainmatch` `#terpinolene` `#cannabismusic` `#spotifywrapped` `#terpenes`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-001
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Measured, with a dry edge on the verdict line. Sincere throughout, never
winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
SAYS: "Send me your top five artists and I will send you back a strain. And a
song it wrote."
ON SCREEN: YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN
2. (0:04-0:10) neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center
SAYS: "Tame Impala. Mac DeMarco. Khruangbin. Steve Lacy. Yves Tumor."
ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:10-0:15) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling
SAYS: "This is a texture-first listener. Nobody in that stack is writing for
the radio."
ON SCREEN: TEXTURE-FIRST
4. (0:15-0:27) neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform overlay
AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:27-0:36) excited, gesturing at card + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
SAYS: "Terpinolene-dominant. Four and a half percent of all cannabis. You like
the rare texture in music, you got the rare terpene in cannabis. That is
not a coincidence, that is the match working."
ON SCREEN: TERPINOLENE — 4.5%
6. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
SAYS: "Drop your top five. I will run yours."
ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR TOP 5
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## SPT-002 — The Hip-Hop Stack
| | |
| ----------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 40 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Lifestyle |
| **Register** | Mixed |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Genre swap with everything else held constant. Isolates whether reach follows the music taste or the format. |
| **Data needed** | `[DATA: caryophyllene-dominant strain with audio_url]`. Verified: caryophyllene dominance 15.2%. |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ---------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `QN-04` | "What's actually in your jar right now?" (adapt) |
| B | `KG-02` | "The most important number on your label isn't THC." |
| C | `CM-03` | "I'm about to hurt someone's feelings with math." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Your top five artists tell me more about your strain than your budtender ever could." | YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN | neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in |
| 0:04-0:10 | "Drake. SZA. Kendrick. Frank Ocean. Tyler." | *(the five artist names stacked)* | neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center |
| 0:10-0:15 | "Low end forward. Vocals sitting in the pocket. Mood over momentum." | LOW END. MOOD OVER MOMENTUM. | excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling |
| 0:15-0:27 | *(no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)* | *(strain reveal card, then waveform)* | neutral, listening, nodding once + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform |
| 0:27-0:36 | "Caryophyllene-dominant. The terpene that works like a bass line — it does not carry the melody, it changes how everything above it sits. About one in seven strains, and four of the top six in the country." | CARYOPHYLLENE = THE BASS LINE | excited, gesturing + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card |
| 0:36-0:40 | "Drop your top five. I will run yours." | DROP YOUR TOP 5 | neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card |
**Caption**
> Drake, SZA, Kendrick, Frank Ocean, Tyler → a caryophyllene-dominant strain. Caryophyllene is the bass line of cannabis: it doesn't carry the melody, it changes how everything above it sits.
>
> Drop your top five and I'll run yours.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#strainmatch` `#caryophyllene` `#cannabismusic` `#terpenes` `#hiphop`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-002
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Measured, with a dry edge on the verdict line. Sincere throughout, never
winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
SAYS: "Your top five artists tell me more about your strain than your
budtender ever could."
ON SCREEN: YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN
2. (0:04-0:10) neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center
SAYS: "Drake. SZA. Kendrick. Frank Ocean. Tyler."
ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:10-0:15) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling
SAYS: "Low end forward. Vocals sitting in the pocket. Mood over momentum."
ON SCREEN: LOW END. MOOD OVER MOMENTUM.
4. (0:15-0:27) neutral, listening, nodding once + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:27-0:36) excited, gesturing + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
SAYS: "Caryophyllene-dominant. The terpene that works like a bass line — it
does not carry the melody, it changes how everything above it sits.
About one in seven strains, and four of the top six in the country."
ON SCREEN: CARYOPHYLLENE = THE BASS LINE
6. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
SAYS: "Drop your top five. I will run yours."
ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR TOP 5
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## SPT-003 — Country Breaks The Algorithm
| | |
| ----------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| **Runtime** | 45 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Lifestyle |
| **Register** | Comedy |
| **CTA type** | Comment |
| **Test variable** | Does the "wrong" or surprising answer travel further than the satisfying one? Highest share-rate candidate in the pack. |
| **Data needed** | `[DATA: myrcene-dominant strain with audio_url and a rural or classic-Americana audio_genre]` |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | -------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `CM-03` | "I'm about to hurt someone's feelings with math." |
| B | `CT-02` | "Stop buying sativa for daytime." |
| C | `ST-05` | "I asked the AI to find strains that don't exist." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Someone sent me a country top five to break the algorithm. It did not break." | THEY TRIED TO BREAK IT | deadpan + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in |
| 0:04-0:11 | "Zach Bryan. Sturgill Simpson. Tyler Childers. And two more I am told are not negotiable." | *(the five artist names stacked)* | neutral, reading + slow push-in + top-five stack center |
| 0:11-0:18 | "Here is the thing people get wrong. The match does not read genre. It reads emotional signal. Weight, pace, and how much space the arrangement leaves." | IT DOESN'T READ GENRE | excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation |
| 0:18-0:30 | *(no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)* | *(strain reveal card, then waveform)* | neutral, listening + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform |
| 0:30-0:41 | "Myrcene-dominant. Slow, heavy, lots of room. Same emotional shape as the music, completely different cultural box. Cannabis does not know what a genre is. It only knows chemistry." | SAME SHAPE. DIFFERENT BOX. | neutral, deadpan + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card |
| 0:41-0:45 | "Try to break it. Top five in the comments." | TRY TO BREAK IT | skeptical, faint smile + static chest-up + closing submission card |
**Caption**
> Someone sent a country top five to break the strain matcher. It reads emotional signal — weight, pace, space — not genre.
>
> Myrcene-dominant. Same emotional shape, completely different cultural box. Try to break it.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#strainmatch` `#cannabismusic` `#myrcene` `#countrymusic` `#terpenes`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-003
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
SAYS: "Someone sent me a country top five to break the algorithm. It did not
break."
ON SCREEN: THEY TRIED TO BREAK IT
2. (0:04-0:11) neutral, reading + slow push-in + top-five stack center
SAYS: "Zach Bryan. Sturgill Simpson. Tyler Childers. And two more I am told
are not negotiable."
ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:11-0:18) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation
SAYS: "Here is the thing people get wrong. The match does not read genre. It
reads emotional signal. Weight, pace, and how much space the arrangement
leaves."
ON SCREEN: IT DOESN'T READ GENRE
4. (0:18-0:30) neutral, listening + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:30-0:41) neutral, deadpan + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
SAYS: "Myrcene-dominant. Slow, heavy, lots of room. Same emotional shape as
the music, completely different cultural box. Cannabis does not know
what a genre is. It only knows chemistry."
ON SCREEN: SAME SHAPE. DIFFERENT BOX.
6. (0:41-0:45) skeptical, faint smile + static chest-up + closing submission card
SAYS: "Try to break it. Top five in the comments."
ON SCREEN: TRY TO BREAK IT
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## SPT-004 — Same Spotify, Different Strain
| | |
| ----------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 45 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Product & App Features |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Site |
| **Test variable** | Personalization depth as the payload. Tests whether a product-forward episode holds as well as a pure-entertainment one. |
| **Data needed** | `[DATA: two strains with audio_url, differing dominant terpene, both matching a similar artist stack]` |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `KG-05` | "The same strain hits different every time. Here's why." (adapt: same taste, different strain) |
| B | `QN-03` | "Why does the same strain hit different every time?" |
| C | `PA-02` | "You're guessing at the dispensary. Stop." |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ----------------------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Two people. Identical top five. Two completely different strains. Here is why." | SAME TOP 5. DIFFERENT STRAIN. | neutral + static chest-up + two identical stacks side by side |
| 0:04-0:14 | "Same five artists, same order. If the match only read the names, these two would get the same answer. They did not." | IDENTICAL LISTS | neutral, gesturing between stacks + slow push-in + two stacks center |
| 0:14-0:26 | "Because the top five is the least interesting thing about a listening history. Recency matters. Repeat rate matters. What you skip matters more than what you save." | WHAT YOU SKIP MATTERS MORE | excited, crown perked + whip cut to + weighting graphic, three factors |
| 0:26-0:38 | "One of them got a myrcene-dominant strain. The other got limonene. Same stated taste, different actual behavior, different chemistry. That gap is the whole reason a recommendation engine has to watch what you do, not what you say." | BEHAVIOR ≠ STATED TASTE | neutral, two cards in frame + static chest-up + two strain reveal cards |
| 0:38-0:45 | "This is what High IQ does with your own logs. Same principle, your data." | HIGH IQ DOES THIS | neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + app card |
**Caption**
> Two people, identical top five, two different strains. The top five is the least interesting part of a listening history — recency, repeat rate, and skips carry more signal.
>
> Same principle runs on your own logs in High IQ.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#strainmatch` `#cannabismusic` `#highiq` `#personalization` `#terpenes`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-004
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + two identical stacks side by side
SAYS: "Two people. Identical top five. Two completely different strains. Here
is why."
ON SCREEN: SAME TOP 5. DIFFERENT STRAIN.
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, gesturing between stacks + slow push-in + two stacks center
SAYS: "Same five artists, same order. If the match only read the names, these
two would get the same answer. They did not."
ON SCREEN: IDENTICAL LISTS
3. (0:14-0:26) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + weighting graphic, three factors
SAYS: "Because the top five is the least interesting thing about a listening
history. Recency matters. Repeat rate matters. What you skip matters
more than what you save."
ON SCREEN: WHAT YOU SKIP MATTERS MORE
4. (0:26-0:38) neutral, two cards in frame + static chest-up + two strain reveal cards
SAYS: "One of them got a myrcene-dominant strain. The other got limonene. Same
stated taste, different actual behavior, different chemistry. That gap
is the whole reason a recommendation engine has to watch what you do,
not what you say."
ON SCREEN: BEHAVIOR ≠ STATED TASTE
5. (0:38-0:45) neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + app card
SAYS: "This is what High IQ does with your own logs. Same principle, your
data."
ON SCREEN: HIGH IQ DOES THIS
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
```
***
## SPT-005 — The Classical Outlier
| | |
| ----------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| **Runtime** | 40 seconds |
| **Pillar** | Lifestyle |
| **Register** | Data |
| **CTA type** | Save |
| **Test variable** | Counterintuitive match without a comedy wrapper. Compare share rate against `SPT-003`, which does the same surprise as a joke. |
| **Data needed** | `[DATA: high-myrcene strain with audio_url and an ambient or minimal audio_genre]` |
**Hooks**
| Slot | ID | Line |
| ---- | ------- | ---------------------------------------------------- |
| A | `KG-04` | "Three terpenes run 86% of all cannabis." |
| B | `BC-03` | "Half of all cannabis is the same terpene." |
| C | `QN-03` | "Why does the same strain hit different every time?" |
**Script**
| Time | Voiceover | On Screen | Shot |
| --------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 0:00-0:04 | "Bach. Debussy. Arvo Pärt. This match surprised me and I built the thing." | THIS ONE SURPRISED ME | neutral + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in |
| 0:04-0:12 | "I expected something bright and complex. Lots of terpenes, lots of movement. That is not what came back." | I EXPECTED COMPLEXITY | neutral, reading + slow push-in + loading animation |
| 0:12-0:24 | *(no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)* | *(strain reveal card, then waveform)* | neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform |
| 0:24-0:36 | "Deeply myrcene-dominant. Heavy. Slow. And the more I sat with it, the more obvious it got — none of those composers are writing complexity. They are writing *stillness*. That is the same signal, in a different medium." | THEY BOTH WRITE STILLNESS | excited, crown perked + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card |
| 0:36-0:40 | "Save this if the match makes sense to you. Top five below." | SAVE IF THIS TRACKS | neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card |
**Caption**
> Bach, Debussy, Arvo Pärt → a deeply myrcene-dominant strain. I expected complexity. Those composers aren't writing complexity, they're writing stillness.
>
> Same signal, different medium. Drop your top five.
>
> This is why I'm high → thisiswhyimhigh.com
**Hashtags** `#strainmatch` `#cannabismusic` `#myrcene` `#classicalmusic` `#terpenes`
**Cantina Prompt**
```text theme={null}
Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-005
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.
ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.
SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
SAYS: "Bach. Debussy. Arvo Pärt. This match surprised me and I built the
thing."
ON SCREEN: THIS ONE SURPRISED ME
2. (0:04-0:12) neutral, reading + slow push-in + loading animation
SAYS: "I expected something bright and complex. Lots of terpenes, lots of
movement. That is not what came back."
ON SCREEN: I EXPECTED COMPLEXITY
3. (0:12-0:24) neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
4. (0:24-0:36) excited, crown perked + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
SAYS: "Deeply myrcene-dominant. Heavy. Slow. And the more I sat with it, the
more obvious it got — none of those composers are writing complexity.
They are writing *stillness*. That is the same signal, in a different
medium."
ON SCREEN: THEY BOTH WRITE STILLNESS
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
SAYS: "Save this if the match makes sense to you. Top five below."
ON SCREEN: SAVE IF THIS TRACKS
ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.
AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.
DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.
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## Production Batch Notes
* **The track is the product.** Beat three is silent voiceover on purpose — 12 seconds of uninterrupted music. Do not talk over it, and do not shorten it to fit more explanation. The demo *is* the proof.
* Verify `audio_url` exists on the matched strain before writing the episode. Only a subset of strains currently have one.
* `SPT-001` and `SPT-002` are both 40 seconds and structurally identical. The only variable is genre. That is a clean read on whether reach follows the music or the format.
* `SPT-003` and `SPT-005` deliver the same surprise — an unexpected match — one as comedy, one straight. Comparing their share rates answers whether this audience shares to laugh or to look perceptive.
* Real submissions only. If a stack is invented for a pilot, say so on screen. Fabricating a submitter is the one thing that would undermine every UGC show in the library at once.
## Related
Format, cadence, success metrics.
Music library and terpene figures.
How this pack gets read.