Roast My Stash — Scripts

Show concept: Roast My Stash. Character and shot rules: Production Spec. Numbers: Verified Data Sheet.

Every episode ends on the catchphrase. “This is why I’m high.” The line is the domain, so the sign-off does the funnel work with no “link in bio.” Delivered flat and sincere, never explained, never in the first three seconds. See The Funnel.

Pack Summary

ID	Episode	Runtime	Score	Test Variable
`RMS-001`	The monoculture stash	40s	41	Baseline — does a low score travel
`RMS-002`	The beginner’s first four	40s	58	Generous score, warm register
`RMS-003`	The 92	30s	92	Does praise travel as far as a roast
`RMS-004`	The limonene overload	40s	47	Named failure mode as a format
`RMS-005`	The expensive stash that scored low	45s	44	Price versus chemistry

Recurring assets: stash photo full-frame, terpene diversity overlay, animated 1-100 score counter, ROAST or PRAISE stamp, High IQ card.

The Scoring Rubric

The score has to be consistent or the show is just opinion with a number attached. Publish the rubric so the audience can predict — and argue with — the result.

Component	Weight	What It Measures
Distinct dominant terpenes	40	How many different terpenes lead across the stash. Four different leads beats four of the same.
Rarity bonus	25	Credit for anything outside the big three. Terpinolene, pinene, linalool, humulene, ocimene.
High Family spread	20	Whether the stash covers different effect directions or clusters in one.
Concentration balance	10	Whether one strain’s profile swamps the rest of the lineup.
Format variety	5	Flower, concentrate, edible. Minor, but it counts.

Anchor the audience’s expectations early: myrcene dominates 45.8% of all strains. A four-jar stash landing on three myrcene leads is not bad luck, it is the base rate. Saying so out loud is what turns a roast into a lesson.

RMS-001 — The Monoculture Stash


Runtime	40 seconds
Pillar	Strain Intel
Register	Comedy carrying data
CTA type	Comment
Test variable	Baseline for the show. Does a low score generate more engagement than a high one? Runs against `RMS-003`.
Data needed	`[DATA: dominant terpene for each of the 4 submitted strains]`. Verified anchor: myrcene 45.8%.

Hooks

Slot	ID	Line
A	`CM-04`	”Your stash is a 41. Let’s talk about it.”
B	`CM-03`	”I’m about to hurt someone’s feelings with math.”
C	`BC-03`	”Half of all cannabis is the same terpene.”

Script

Time	Voiceover	On Screen	Shot
0:00-0:04	”Your stash is a forty-one. Let’s talk about why.”	STASH SCORE: 41	deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
0:04-0:12	”Four jars. Four different names, four different price points. Looks like a varied collection.”	4 STRAINS	neutral, examining photo + slow push-in + four jars labeled
0:12-0:24	”Three of them are myrcene-dominant. Not similar — the same lead terpene, pointing the same broad direction. You did not build a collection, you bought the same night three times.”	3 OF 4 = MYRCENE	disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + diversity overlay, three highlighted
0:24-0:34	”And this is not a roast of your taste. Myrcene dominates forty-five point eight percent of all cannabis. If you shop by name, this is the statistically expected outcome. The shelf did this to you.”	45.8% — THE SHELF DID THIS	neutral, gesturing at distribution + static chest-up + distribution chart
0:34-0:40	”Add one terpinolene strain and you are in the seventies. Submit yours. Track yours in High IQ.”	ADD 1 TERPINOLENE → 70s	excited, crown perked, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card

Caption

Stash score: 41. Four jars, three myrcene-dominant. That’s not bad taste — myrcene leads 45.8% of all cannabis, so shopping by name lands here by default. One terpinolene strain puts this in the 70s. Submit yours. This is why I’m high → thisiswhyimhigh.com

Hashtags #roastmystash #terpenes #myrcene #plantmedicine #cannabiseducation Cantina Prompt

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-001
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Your stash is a forty-one. Let's talk about why."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 41
2. (0:04-0:12) neutral, examining photo + slow push-in + four jars labeled
   SAYS: "Four jars. Four different names, four different price points. Looks
   like a varied collection."
   ON SCREEN: 4 STRAINS
3. (0:12-0:24) disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + diversity overlay, three highlighted
   SAYS: "Three of them are myrcene-dominant. Not similar — the same lead
   terpene, pointing the same broad direction. You did not build a
   collection, you bought the same night three times."
   ON SCREEN: 3 OF 4 = MYRCENE
4. (0:24-0:34) neutral, gesturing at distribution + static chest-up + distribution chart
   SAYS: "And this is not a roast of your taste. Myrcene dominates forty-five
   point eight percent of all cannabis. If you shop by name, this is the
   statistically expected outcome. The shelf did this to you."
   ON SCREEN: 45.8% — THE SHELF DID THIS
5. (0:34-0:40) excited, crown perked, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Add one terpinolene strain and you are in the seventies. Track yours
   in High IQ."
   ON SCREEN: ADD 1 TERPINOLENE → 70s

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

RMS-002 — The Beginner’s First Four


Runtime	40 seconds
Pillar	Strain Intel
Register	Warm
CTA type	Site
Test variable	Generous scoring with a warm register. Does encouragement retain as well as a roast?
Data needed	`[DATA: dominant terpene for each submitted strain]`. Verified anchors: Blue Dream is myrcene-dominant and the most popular strain overall.

Hooks

Slot	ID	Line
A	`QN-04`	”What’s actually in your jar right now?”
B	`CM-04`	”Your stash is a 41. Let’s talk about it.” (adapt: 58)
C	`PA-02`	”You’re guessing at the dispensary. Stop.”

Script

Time	Voiceover	On Screen	Shot
0:00-0:04	”Fifty-eight. And for a first stash, that is genuinely fine.”	STASH SCORE: 58	neutral, warm + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
0:04-0:14	”Blue Dream is in here, which is the most popular strain there is and an entirely reasonable place to start. Nobody should be embarrassed by a starter jar.”	BLUE DREAM — #1 MOST POPULAR	neutral, small approving nod + slow push-in + diversity overlay
0:14-0:26	”Two myrcene leads, one caryophyllene, one limonene. That is three of the big three represented, which is more range than most stashes I score. You are not stuck in one lane.”	3 OF THE BIG 3	excited, crown perked + whip cut to + four-jar breakdown
0:26-0:36	”What is missing is anything rare. No terpinolene, no pinene, no linalool. Those three together are under nine percent of all strains, so you will not find them by accident — you have to go looking.”	MISSING: THE RARE ONES	neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + rarity chart
0:36-0:40	”Ask for one on purpose next trip. Track it in High IQ.”	ASK FOR ONE ON PURPOSE	neutral, PRAISE stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card

Caption

Score: 58, and for a first stash that’s genuinely fine. Three of the big three terpenes represented — more range than most stashes I score. What’s missing is anything rare. Terpinolene, pinene and linalool together are under 9% of the database. You have to go looking. This is why I’m high → thisiswhyimhigh.com

Hashtags #roastmystash #cannabis101 #terpenes #bluedream #cannabiseducation Cantina Prompt

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-002
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, warm + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Fifty-eight. And for a first stash, that is genuinely fine."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 58
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, small approving nod + slow push-in + diversity overlay
   SAYS: "Blue Dream is in here, which is the most popular strain there is and an
   entirely reasonable place to start. Nobody should be embarrassed by a
   starter jar."
   ON SCREEN: BLUE DREAM — #1 MOST POPULAR
3. (0:14-0:26) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + four-jar breakdown
   SAYS: "Two myrcene leads, one caryophyllene, one limonene. That is three of
   the big three represented, which is more range than most stashes I
   score. You are not stuck in one lane."
   ON SCREEN: 3 OF THE BIG 3
4. (0:26-0:36) neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + rarity chart
   SAYS: "What is missing is anything rare. No terpinolene, no pinene, no
   linalool. Those three together are under nine percent of all strains, so
   you will not find them by accident — you have to go looking."
   ON SCREEN: MISSING: THE RARE ONES
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral, PRAISE stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Ask for one on purpose next trip. Track it in High IQ."
   ON SCREEN: ASK FOR ONE ON PURPOSE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

RMS-003 — The 92


Runtime	30 seconds
Pillar	Community
Register	Ceremony
CTA type	Comment
Test variable	Does praise travel as far as a roast? Direct counterpart to `RMS-001`. Also the shortest runtime in the pack.
Data needed	`[DATA: dominant terpene for each submitted strain — must include at least two outside the big three]`

Hooks

Slot	ID	Line
A	`CM-04`	”Your stash is a 41. Let’s talk about it.” (adapt: 92)
B	`DD-04`	”Terpinolene leads about 1 in 22 strains.”
C	`QN-04`	”What’s actually in your jar right now?”

Script

Time	Voiceover	On Screen	Shot
0:00-0:04	”Ninety-two. That is the highest score I have given.”	STASH SCORE: 92	excited, crown fully perked + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
0:04-0:14	”Five strains. Five different dominant terpenes. Not one repeat. Do you understand how hard that is to do by accident?“	5 STRAINS. 5 DIFFERENT LEADS.	excited, leaning toward lens + slow push-in + diversity overlay, all five distinct
0:14-0:24	”Terpinolene and pinene both in here. One in twenty-two and one in fifty respectively. You did not stumble into those. Somebody went looking.”	1 IN 22 + 1 IN 50	excited, gesturing at rarity chart + whip cut to + rarity chart, two slivers marked
0:24-0:30	”This is what a portfolio looks like instead of a habit. Handle pinned. Submit yours.”	A PORTFOLIO, NOT A HABIT	neutral, PRAISE stamp lands + static chest-up + High IQ card

Caption

Highest score I’ve given. Five strains, five different dominant terpenes, zero repeats — including terpinolene (4.5% of the database) and pinene (2.0%).

Nobody stumbles into that. This is a portfolio, not a habit. This is why I’m high → thisiswhyimhigh.com

Hashtags #roastmystash #terpenes #terpinolene #plantmedicine #cannabisconnoisseur Cantina Prompt

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-003
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Genuinely delighted. This is the one episode where he is openly impressed.
Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the
premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) excited, crown fully perked + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Ninety-two. That is the highest score I have given."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 92
2. (0:04-0:14) excited, leaning toward lens + slow push-in + diversity overlay, all five distinct
   SAYS: "Five strains. Five different dominant terpenes. Not one repeat. Do you
   understand how hard that is to do by accident?"
   ON SCREEN: 5 STRAINS. 5 DIFFERENT LEADS.
3. (0:14-0:24) excited, gesturing at rarity chart + whip cut to + rarity chart, two slivers marked
   SAYS: "Terpinolene and pinene both in here. One in twenty-two and one in fifty
   respectively. You did not stumble into those. Somebody went looking."
   ON SCREEN: 1 IN 22 + 1 IN 50
4. (0:24-0:30) neutral, PRAISE stamp lands + static chest-up + High IQ card
   SAYS: "This is what a portfolio looks like instead of a habit. Handle pinned.
   Submit yours."
   ON SCREEN: A PORTFOLIO, NOT A HABIT

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

RMS-004 — The Limonene Overload


Runtime	40 seconds
Pillar	Strain Intel
Register	Comedy carrying data
CTA type	Save
Test variable	A named failure mode as a recurring format. If this works, every common stash pattern becomes an episode template.
Data needed	`[DATA: dominant terpene and concentration for each submitted strain]`. Verified anchor: limonene dominates 25.4%.

Hooks

Slot	ID	Line
A	`CM-03`	”I’m about to hurt someone’s feelings with math.”
B	`CT-03`	”Your expensive eighth is chemically boring.”
C	`PA-04`	”That ‘calming’ strain made you anxious. Here’s the reason.”

Script

Time	Voiceover	On Screen	Shot
0:00-0:04	”Forty-seven. And there is one jar doing all the damage.”	STASH SCORE: 47	deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
0:04-0:14	”On paper this is a decent lineup. Three different dominant terpenes across four jars. That should score in the sixties.”	SHOULD BE A 60s STASH	neutral, examining + slow push-in + diversity overlay
0:14-0:28	”But one of them is so far ahead on limonene that it flattens everything sitting next to it. When you rotate through this stash, three of those jars are going to read as versions of the same experience, because your baseline keeps getting reset by the loudest one.”	ONE JAR RESETS YOUR BASELINE	disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + concentration bar, one spiking
0:28-0:36	”Limonene leads a quarter of all cannabis, so it is easy to end up here. The fix is not to remove it. It is to stop putting it in rotation next to the subtle ones.”	LIMONENE LEADS 25.4%	neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + distribution chart
0:36-0:40	”Rotate the loud one last. Save this. Submit yours.”	ROTATE THE LOUD ONE LAST	neutral, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card

Caption

Score: 47, and one jar is doing all the damage. Three different dominant terpenes should score in the 60s — but one is so limonene-forward it flattens everything next to it. The fix isn’t removing it. It’s rotating the loud one last. This is why I’m high → thisiswhyimhigh.com

Hashtags #roastmystash #limonene #terpenes #plantmedicine #cannabiseducation Cantina Prompt

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-004
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Forty-seven. And there is one jar doing all the damage."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 47
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, examining + slow push-in + diversity overlay
   SAYS: "On paper this is a decent lineup. Three different dominant terpenes
   across four jars. That should score in the sixties."
   ON SCREEN: SHOULD BE A 60s STASH
3. (0:14-0:28) disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + concentration bar, one spiking
   SAYS: "But one of them is so far ahead on limonene that it flattens everything
   sitting next to it. When you rotate through this stash, three of those
   jars are going to read as versions of the same experience, because your
   baseline keeps getting reset by the loudest one."
   ON SCREEN: ONE JAR RESETS YOUR BASELINE
4. (0:28-0:36) neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + distribution chart
   SAYS: "Limonene leads a quarter of all cannabis, so it is easy to end up here.
   The fix is not to remove it. It is to stop putting it in rotation next
   to the subtle ones."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE LEADS 25.4%
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Rotate the loud one last. Save this. Submit yours."
   ON SCREEN: ROTATE THE LOUD ONE LAST

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

RMS-005 — The Expensive Stash That Scored Low


Runtime	45 seconds
Pillar	Strain Intel
Register	Comedy carrying data
CTA type	Comment
Test variable	Price versus chemistry. Highest share-rate candidate in the pack — the “you got played” reveal.
Data needed	`[DATA: dominant terpene and price per eighth for each submitted strain]`. Verified anchor: average THC 20.5%.

Hooks

Slot	ID	Line
A	`CT-03`	”Your expensive eighth is chemically boring.”
B	`CM-03`	”I’m about to hurt someone’s feelings with math.”
C	`BC-07`	”Nothing in the top ten is strong.”

Script

Time	Voiceover	On Screen	Shot
0:00-0:04	”Two hundred and forty dollars of cannabis. Score of forty-four.”	$240. SCORE: 44.	deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
0:04-0:14	”Four jars, all top-shelf, all from good shops. And I want to be clear that none of these are bad strains. Every one of them is a solid product.”	NONE OF THESE ARE BAD	neutral, examining + slow push-in + four jars with prices
0:14-0:28	”They are just chemically almost the same product. Two myrcene leads, two caryophyllene, and the THC figures all cluster within two points of average. You paid a premium four separate times for the middle of the distribution.”	4 PREMIUMS. 1 MIDDLE.	skeptical, one brow raised + whip cut to + diversity overlay plus THC cluster
0:28-0:40	”Price and chemistry are not correlated in cannabis the way people assume. The shelf tier tells you about the grow, the cure, and the marketing. It tells you almost nothing about whether the next jar will feel different from the last one.”	PRICE ≠ DIFFERENCE	neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + price versus diversity scatter
0:40-0:45	”Same money, different terpenes, that is a ninety. Submit yours.”	SAME MONEY = A 90	neutral, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card

Caption

$240 of cannabis, score of 44. None of these are bad strains — they’re just chemically almost the same product. Two myrcene leads, two caryophyllene, THC all within two points of average. Same money spent on different terpenes is a 90. This is why I’m high → thisiswhyimhigh.com

Hashtags #roastmystash #terpenes #plantmedicine #dispensary #cannabiseducation Cantina Prompt

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-005
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Two hundred and forty dollars of cannabis. Score of forty-four."
   ON SCREEN: $240. SCORE: 44.
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, examining + slow push-in + four jars with prices
   SAYS: "Four jars, all top-shelf, all from good shops. And I want to be clear
   that none of these are bad strains. Every one of them is a solid
   product."
   ON SCREEN: NONE OF THESE ARE BAD
3. (0:14-0:28) skeptical, one brow raised + whip cut to + diversity overlay plus THC cluster
   SAYS: "They are just chemically almost the same product. Two myrcene leads,
   two caryophyllene, and the THC figures all cluster within two points of
   average. You paid a premium four separate times for the middle of the
   distribution."
   ON SCREEN: 4 PREMIUMS. 1 MIDDLE.
4. (0:28-0:40) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + price versus diversity scatter
   SAYS: "Price and chemistry are not correlated in cannabis the way people
   assume. The shelf tier tells you about the grow, the cure, and the
   marketing. It tells you almost nothing about whether the next jar will
   feel different from the last one."
   ON SCREEN: PRICE ≠ DIFFERENCE
5. (0:40-0:45) neutral, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Same money, different terpenes, that is a ninety. Submit yours."
   ON SCREEN: SAME MONEY = A 90

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Production Batch Notes

Publish the rubric and stick to it. The moment scores look arbitrary, the audience stops arguing about their stash and starts arguing about the show. The rubric is what makes the number feel earned.
Never roast the person. Roast the shelf, the pricing, the label, the base rate. Every episode in this pack routes the blame to the market — that is what makes a low score shareable by the person who received it.
Redact everything identifying in a stash photo: prescription labels, patient numbers, addresses on receipts, faces in reflections. Check reflective jar surfaces specifically.
RMS-001 and RMS-003 are the core experiment: same show, opposite emotional valence. Whichever direction wins should get the majority of future slots.
If RMS-004 performs, name every recurring stash pattern and turn each into a template. “The Limonene Overload,” “The Monoculture,” “The One-Shop Stash.” Named failure modes are how a scoring show becomes a franchise.
Feature the top score monthly with real ceremony. The leaderboard is what converts one-time submitters into regulars.

Show concept

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Verified Data

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Roast My Stash — Scripts

Pack Summary

The Scoring Rubric

RMS-001 — The Monoculture Stash

RMS-002 — The Beginner’s First Four

RMS-003 — The 92

RMS-004 — The Limonene Overload

RMS-005 — The Expensive Stash That Scored Low

Production Batch Notes

Show concept

Verified Data

Testing Framework

​Pack Summary

​The Scoring Rubric

​RMS-001 — The Monoculture Stash

​RMS-002 — The Beginner’s First Four

​RMS-003 — The 92

​RMS-004 — The Limonene Overload

​RMS-005 — The Expensive Stash That Scored Low

​Production Batch Notes

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Show concept

Verified Data

Testing Framework

Pack Summary

The Scoring Rubric

RMS-001 — The Monoculture Stash

RMS-002 — The Beginner’s First Four

RMS-003 — The 92

RMS-004 — The Limonene Overload

RMS-005 — The Expensive Stash That Scored Low

Production Batch Notes

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