Why You're Really High — Scripts

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-001
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, reading from clipboard + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Someone commented: couchlocked, philosophical, and extremely hungry. I
   can work with that."
   ON SCREEN: COUCHLOCKED. PHILOSOPHICAL. HUNGRY.
2. (0:05-0:16) excited, crown perked, writing on notebook + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay writing
   SAYS: "Those three together are not random. Couchlock and appetite point
   straight at myrcene. Philosophical points at a meaningful caryophyllene
   presence riding underneath it."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE + CARYOPHYLLENE
3. (0:16-0:28) neutral, gesturing at notebook + static chest-up + terpene bar chart lower third
   SAYS: "So my prediction before I look anything up: myrcene-dominant,
   caryophyllene in second position, terpinolene basically absent. That is
   a Relaxing High Family signature."
   ON SCREEN: PREDICTION: RELAXING FAMILY
4. (0:28-0:38) excited, sliding shortlist card in + whip cut to + three-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "Three strains match that shape inside a tight window. Any of them would
   produce exactly the night you just described."
   ON SCREEN: 3 MATCHES
5. (0:38-0:43) neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + single-line statement card
   SAYS: "Indica did not do that to you. Myrcene did. The label was never the
   explanation."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE DID THAT
6. (0:43-0:45) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Describe your high below. I will diagnose it."
   ON SCREEN: DESCRIBE YOURS BELOW

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-002
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, reading comment + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Energetic, but the eyes feel weird. That is a very specific pair of
   symptoms."
   ON SCREEN: ENERGETIC + WEIRD EYES
2. (0:04-0:15) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay
   SAYS: "Energy without body heaviness is usually not myrcene. And that
   particular eye sensation has a documented association with pinene — it
   is one of the few terpenes studied for intraocular pressure."
   ON SCREEN: PINENE
3. (0:15-0:26) neutral, gesturing at chart + whip cut to + rarity bar chart, pinene sliver
   SAYS: "Here is why this is a rare experience. Pinene is the dominant terpene
   in two percent of all cannabis. Two percent. That is about one in
   fifty."
   ON SCREEN: PINENE — ABOUT 1 IN 50
4. (0:26-0:37) excited, leaning toward lens + static chest-up + two-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "So you did not have a normal night. You found something statistically
   unusual. If you liked it, that is worth writing down, because you will
   not stumble into it again by accident."
   ON SCREEN: YOU FOUND SOMETHING RARE
5. (0:37-0:43) neutral, deadpan + slow push-in + single-line statement card
   SAYS: "The alertness you felt is pinene. Not sativa. Sativa is a shelf
   category. Pinene is a molecule."
   ON SCREEN: A SHELF vs A MOLECULE
6. (0:43-0:45) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this one. Describe yours below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-003
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, warm, direct to lens + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Someone asked what they smoked wrong because it made them anxious. You
   did not do anything wrong."
   ON SCREEN: YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
2. (0:04-0:16) neutral, calm + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay
   SAYS: "Anxiety on cannabis is usually a ratio problem, not a mistake. High THC
   with very little limonene or linalool alongside it is the pattern that
   shows up over and over in these descriptions."
   ON SCREEN: A RATIO, NOT A MISTAKE
3. (0:16-0:30) neutral, gesturing at distribution + whip cut to + distribution chart with split
   SAYS: "Limonene is the second most common dominant terpene — a quarter of all
   cannabis. Which means a quarter of the shelf has it doing real work, and
   three quarters of it does not. If your strain came from the wrong side
   of that split while the THC ran high, this is the predictable result."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE DOMINATES 25.4%
4. (0:30-0:44) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + THC distribution with average marker
   SAYS: "And the number nobody checks is the one that matters here. The average
   strain is twenty and a half percent. If you bought something in the high
   twenties because higher sounded better, you moved the ratio against
   yourself without ever seeing the terpene panel."
   ON SCREEN: AVG THC = 20.5%
5. (0:44-0:55) excited, crown perked, leaning in + slow push-in + comparison card
   SAYS: "So next time, look for limonene or linalool listed in the top three,
   and let the THC number be boring. Boring THC with good terpenes beats
   big THC with nothing behind it. Consistently."
   ON SCREEN: BORING THC. GOOD TERPENES.
6. (0:55-1:00) neutral, warm + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "You did not fail at this. The label just never gave you enough to work
   with. Follow along, I will keep fixing that."
   ON SCREEN: THE LABEL FAILED YOU

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-004
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Best sleep of their life, they said. Let me tell you how unlikely that
   was."
   ON SCREEN: "BEST SLEEP OF MY LIFE"
2. (0:04-0:13) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + rarity chart, linalool sliver
   SAYS: "That description points at linalool. The lavender terpene. And linalool
   is the dominant terpene in one and a half percent of all cannabis."
   ON SCREEN: LINALOOL — 1.5%
3. (0:13-0:23) neutral, deadpan + whip cut to + big number card
   SAYS: "About one in sixty-six strains. You did not find a sleep strain, you
   found one of the rare ones, and you found it by accident."
   ON SCREEN: ABOUT 1 IN 66
4. (0:23-0:28) excited, direct to lens + static chest-up + two-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "Write down what you had. Right now. Because the odds of running into it
   twice are terrible."
   ON SCREEN: WRITE IT DOWN. NOW.
5. (0:28-0:30) neutral + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "What did you have? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT WAS IT?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-005
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Nothing for thirty minutes, then everything at once. This one is not
   about the strain at all."
   ON SCREEN: NOTHING. THEN EVERYTHING.
2. (0:04-0:18) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + two-path diagram
   SAYS: "When you inhale, THC crosses into your blood in the lungs and reaches
   your brain in a couple of minutes. Straight line. When you eat it, it
   takes a detour through your liver first — and the liver changes it."
   ON SCREEN: INHALED = DIRECT. EATEN = DETOUR.
3. (0:18-0:34) neutral, gesturing at diagram + whip cut to + molecule conversion graphic
   SAYS: "Your liver converts THC into a different compound, 11-hydroxy-THC. Same
   plant, different molecule, and it crosses into the brain more readily
   than the one you started with. That is the actual reason edibles feel
   like a different substance. Because chemically, they are."
   ON SCREEN: 11-HYDROXY-THC
4. (0:34-0:48) neutral, calm + static chest-up + onset curve, two lines
   SAYS: "The delay is just digestion. Full stomach, slow. Empty stomach, fast
   and sharp. Which is why the same ten milligrams can be a pleasant
   evening one day and a situation the next, with nothing about the product
   having changed."
   ON SCREEN: THE DELAY IS DIGESTION
5. (0:48-0:57) skeptical, direct to lens + slow push-in + timer graphic
   SAYS: "So the rule is not about willpower. Take the dose, then do not touch
   anything for two hours. The thirty-minute redose is the single most
   common way this goes wrong."
   ON SCREEN: WAIT 2 HOURS. NOT 30 MIN.
6. (0:57-1:00) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this before your next edible. Describe yours below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.