All Cantina Prompts

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-001
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE MAXIMIZER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-maximizer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: confident, decisive and completely
  wrong — optimising for the biggest number.
- THE BUDTENDER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-budtender-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: apron and name tag, likeable, has
  an answer for everything — never dishonest.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary. Professor High observes with genuine scientific
interest and zero judgment, the way a naturalist watches an animal do
something inexplicable. Completely deadpan. He never winks at the camera.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-scene, mid-sentence. No title card, no
logo, no narration first. The very first frame is THE MAXIMIZER already
talking. Do not add any on-screen text before 0:15.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic dispensary counter — no real brand names,
logos, or recognizable storefront. No product visible anywhere. A backlit menu
board of names and percentages. Warm retail lighting. Professor High is cut in
from his lab and is never physically in the shop.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE MAXIMIZER at the menu board,
   already mid-sentence, pointing.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "—no, the other one. The thirty-one. Is there anything
   higher than the thirty-one?"
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:04-0:09) Cut to Professor High in the lab. Static chest-up, deadpan,
   direct to lens.
   SAYS (PROF): "He has not read a single strain name. He does not know what
   this is. He is scanning for one thing."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:09-0:15) Whip cut back. Shot-reverse-shot across the counter, then back
   to Professor High for the last line.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "And that's the strongest one you got?"
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "That's the biggest number we got."
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "Same thing."
   SAYS (PROF): "It is not the same thing."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
4. (0:15-0:22) Slow push-in on Professor High, deadpan. A single THC
   distribution card enters the lower third.
   SAYS: "Fewer than one in two hundred strains actually reaches thirty
   percent. Average is twenty and a half. He is paying a premium for a point
   and a half and a rounding error."
   ON SCREEN: 1 IN 200
5. (0:22-0:25) Static chest-up, the faintest smile. Closing card.
   SAYS: "Chaser or Reader? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: CHASER OR READER?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Use text ONLY on beats 4 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white
with heavy stroke, lower third, pineapple yellow #D98E04 on the key term. Keep
250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light nature-documentary bed — sparse strings. Voice
normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos. Do not
depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-002
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Professor High is a patient naturalist watching a confident creature be
confidently wrong. Deadpan, never cruel. THE ORACLE is utterly serene and
completely certain. Neither acknowledges the camera or the joke.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-sentence. First frame is THE ORACLE
already talking. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before
0:08.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room — couch, low lamp, nothing
identifiable. No product or paraphernalia anywhere in frame. Professor High is
cut in from his lab and is never in the room.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE reclined, gesturing
   philosophically, caught mid-sentence.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—see, this one's a sativa, so it goes to your head. Indica
   goes to your body. That's just science."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:04-0:08) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "It is not science. It is shelf labelling."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:08-0:16) Slow push-in, direct to lens. One terpene card in the lower
   third.
   SAYS: "Indica and sativa describe plant shape. Not effect. And myrcene —
   the one most associated with sedation — leads nearly half of everything on
   that shelf, whichever word is on the jar."
   ON SCREEN: IT DESCRIBES PLANT SHAPE
4. (0:16-0:21) Split frame. THE ORACLE still talking, unaware. Professor High
   unmoved on the other side.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—it's about the vibes of the plant, you feel me—"
   SAYS (PROF): "He cannot hear me."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:21-0:25) Static chest-up, the faintest smile. Closing card.
   SAYS: "Everyone knows an Oracle. Tag them."
   ON SCREEN: TAG AN ORACLE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third, pineapple yellow #D98E04 on key terms. Keep 250px
clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light nature-documentary bed. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia in frame. No medical
claims. No real brand names or logos. Do not depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-003
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE BUDTENDER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-budtender-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: apron and name tag, likeable, has
  an answer for everything — never dishonest.
- THE FIRST-TIMER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-first-timer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: small, upright and sincere, asks
  the question nobody else will.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Warm and deadpan. Professor High has real sympathy for this person — the
joke is the industry, never the worker. THE BUDTENDER is sincere, friendly and
completely out of information.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on the counter exchange. First frame is
dialogue already happening. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen
text before 0:11.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic dispensary counter — no real brand names or
logos, no product visible. Warm retail lighting. Professor High cuts in from
his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Rapid shot-reverse-shot across the counter. THE
   BUDTENDER holds unbreakable friendly eye contact throughout.
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "This one's fire."
   SAYS (CUSTOMER): "What's in it?"
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "It's fire."
   SAYS (CUSTOMER): "But what's in it—"
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "Fire."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:11) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "He is not lying. He believes this completely. He was handed forty
   products this month and trained on none of them."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:11-0:20) Slow push-in, direct to lens. One terpene card enters.
   SAYS: "So stop asking what's strong. Ask what the dominant terpene is.
   Three of them lead eighty-six percent of everything back there — so the
   answer is actually useful."
   ON SCREEN: ASK: WHAT'S DOMINANT?
4. (0:20-0:23) Locked wide back on THE BUDTENDER. A long beat. Eye contact
   never breaks.
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "...It's fire."
   SAYS (PROF): "We will get there."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:23-0:25) Static chest-up on Professor High. Closing card.
   SAYS: "Save this for the counter."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light nature-documentary bed. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos. Never portray the budtender
as stupid or malicious.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-004
Runtime: 20 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Pure nature-documentary. Professor High narrates an ordinary domestic
scene with the gravity of a wildlife observation. Deadpan, warm, never mocking.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD with NO dialogue at all. First four seconds
are pure visual — a cupboard opening and closing. No title card, no narration,
no on-screen text before 0:14.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic kitchen at night — dim, single overhead light,
a wall clock clearly readable. Nothing cannabis-related in frame. The person is
shown only as hands, silhouette and back-of-head — never an identifiable face.
Professor High cuts in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) COLD OPEN, silent. Locked wide. A hand opens a cupboard, closes
   it, opens it again. Wall clock reads 1:04 AM.
   SAYS: nothing
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:04-0:09) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "This decision will take him nineteen minutes. The options have not
   changed since he checked four minutes ago."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:09-0:14) Whip cut. Refrigerator door swings open, cold light spills out,
   nothing inside looks appealing. Clock now reads 1:11 AM.
   SAYS: "He knows there is nothing in there. He will open it twice more."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
4. (0:14-0:18) Slow push-in on Professor High, direct to lens.
   SAYS: "This is myrcene. Nearly half of all cannabis, and appetite is the
   most consistently reported thing about it. He is not indecisive. He is
   chemically thorough."
   ON SCREEN: HE IS CHEMICALLY THOROUGH
5. (0:18-0:20) Locked wide back in the kitchen. A cereal box on the counter.
   Clock reads 1:23 AM.
   SAYS: "It was always cereal."
   ON SCREEN: nothing

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beat 4. Bold sans-serif, white with heavy
stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Sparse nature-documentary bed, room tone audible. Voice
normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names or logos. Do not depict anyone consuming or visibly
intoxicated — the scene is entirely about the decision.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-005
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Affectionate roast. Professor High is fond of this person and will not
let the claim stand. Deadpan, warm, never contemptuous. THE ORACLE is sincere
and slightly proud.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-brag. First frame is THE ORACLE already
talking. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before 0:09.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room — couch, low lamp, nothing
identifiable, no product or paraphernalia. Professor High cuts in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE leaning in, already
   mid-thought.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—honestly at this point it barely does anything to me. I
   think I'm just built different."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:09) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "He is not built different. His receptors are."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:09-0:18) Slow push-in, direct to lens. A receptor diagram enters the
   lower third, receiver count visibly reducing.
   SAYS: "Consistent exposure, so the brain quietly keeps fewer CB1 receivers
   available. Same amount, fewer places to land. That is a thermostat, not a
   personality trait — and the fix is time, not something stronger."
   ON SCREEN: A THERMOSTAT, NOT A FLEX
4. (0:18-0:22) Locked wide back on THE ORACLE, still going, unaware.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—I might have to move up to concentrates—"
   SAYS (PROF): "He is moving up to concentrates."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:22-0:25) Static chest-up on Professor High, faintest smile.
   SAYS: "Tag him. Gently."
   ON SCREEN: TAG HIM. GENTLY.

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light nature-documentary bed. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names or logos. Do not depict anyone consuming or visibly
intoxicated.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-006
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE MAXIMIZER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-maximizer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: confident, decisive and completely
  wrong — optimising for the biggest number.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- THE BUDTENDER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-budtender-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: apron and name tag, likeable, has
  an answer for everything — never dishonest.
- THE FIRST-TIMER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-first-timer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: small, upright and sincere, asks
  the question nobody else will.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Warm and protective, documentary framing intact. This is the one episode
where Professor High is openly on someone's side. Never mocking her — the other
three archetypes are the joke.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on her question and the silence that follows.
No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before 0:16.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic dispensary interior — no real brand names or
logos, no product visible. Warm retail lighting. Professor High cuts in from
his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE FIRST-TIMER small and upright at a
   counter, clutching a receipt. She asks. The whole room freezes. Hold the
   silence a beat too long.
   SAYS (FIRST-TIMER): "Sorry — what does any of this actually mean?"
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:10) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, warm.
   SAYS: "She just asked the only smart question in the building. Watch what
   happens."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:10-0:16) Whip cut between the three archetypes, each giving a useless
   answer.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "...It's a thirty-one."
   SAYS (ORACLE): "It's a sativa, so—"
   SAYS (BUDTENDER): "It's fire."
   SAYS (PROF): "Nobody here knows."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
4. (0:16-0:25) Slow push-in on Professor High, warm, direct to lens.
   SAYS: "So here is the real answer. Blue Dream. Most popular strain there is,
   myrcene-dominant, twenty and a half percent THC — dead average. And average
   is exactly right on day one."
   ON SCREEN: AVERAGE IS EXACTLY RIGHT
5. (0:25-0:28) Static chest-up, warm. Timer graphic.
   SAYS: "Two puffs. Wait twenty minutes. Nobody has ever regretted going
   slow."
   ON SCREEN: 2 PUFFS. WAIT 20.
6. (0:28-0:30) Locked wide back on THE FIRST-TIMER. A small, steady nod.
   SAYS (PROF): "She's already ahead of three people in this room. Follow — I
   answer these."
   ON SCREEN: nothing

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 4 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light nature-documentary bed, warmer in the final third.
Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos. Do not depict anyone
consuming.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-007
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Completely deadpan on both sides. THE ORACLE is genuinely calm in beat 1
and genuinely vacant in beat 3 — no mugging, no comedy faces. The humour is in
the hard cut and the identical framing.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on the line. No title card, no setup, no
narration first. No on-screen text before 0:09.

CRITICAL — THE MATCH CUT: Beats 1 and 3 must use the IDENTICAL camera position,
framing, lighting and chair. Only the character's state changes. The comedy is
entirely in the sameness of the frame.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room — couch or armchair, low lamp,
nothing identifiable, no product or paraphernalia anywhere. Professor High cuts
in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE seated, composed, checking a
   watch, entirely unbothered.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "Yeah, this edible ain't doing anything."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:03-0:06) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "Forty minutes."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:06-0:09) HARD CUT back to the IDENTICAL locked wide. Same chair, same
   framing, same light. THE ORACLE has not moved but is completely gone — eyes
   vacant, absolutely still. No comedy face.
   SAYS: nothing
   ON SCREEN: nothing
4. (0:09-0:14) Slow push-in on Professor High, direct to lens.
   SAYS: "Your liver turns THC into a different compound before you feel it.
   That is the delay. That is also why it does not stop where you expected."
   ON SCREEN: YOUR LIVER CHANGED THE DRUG
5. (0:14-0:15) Static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "Every time."
   ON SCREEN: nothing

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beat 4. Bold sans-serif, white with heavy
stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Near-silence under beats 1-3 — let the hard cut land
with no music. Bed enters on beat 4.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no edible or packaging visible in frame, no
paraphernalia. No medical claims. No real brand names. Do not show anyone
consuming — beat 1 is after the fact.

Professor High — THE COMEDY ENGINE — CE-008
Runtime: 20 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE MAXIMIZER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-maximizer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: confident, decisive and completely
  wrong — optimising for the biggest number.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: The character plays it completely straight and genuinely worried — never
comic panic, never mugging. Professor High is warm and unbothered, the way a
friend is when they know you are fine. Never mocking. The audience should
recognise themselves and feel seen, not laughed at.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-spiral. First frame is THE MAXIMIZER
already whispering. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before
0:09.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room at night — couch, one lamp, a
refrigerator audible but out of frame. Nothing cannabis-related visible, no
product, no paraphernalia. Professor High cuts in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE MAXIMIZER rigid on a couch,
   wide-eyed, whispering, barely moving.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "Do you think they know? They know. Why is the fridge
   doing that. Has it always done that."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:09) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "The fridge has always done that. He has lived here four years."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:09-0:16) Slow push-in, warm, direct to lens.
   SAYS: "This is a ratio problem, not a character flaw. High THC with very
   little limonene or linalool beside it is the pattern that produces this —
   and limonene only leads about one in four strains."
   ON SCREEN: A RATIO, NOT A FLAW
4. (0:16-0:19) Locked wide back, completely unchanged from beat 1.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "...Should I turn it off."
   SAYS (PROF): "Do not turn off the fridge."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:19-0:20) Static chest-up on Professor High, faint smile.
   SAYS: "Which one of you is this?"
   ON SCREEN: nothing

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beat 3. Bold sans-serif, white with heavy
stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Near-silence with a faint refrigerator hum under beats
1-2. Warm bed enters on beat 3.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims — this
is an observation about terpene ratios, not advice about anxiety. No real brand
names. Do not depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-001
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Professor High agrees with the man while correcting him — warm, never
condescending. This episode is on the audience's side against the industry, not
against the audience. THE ORACLE is genuinely wistful, not a joke target.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-complaint. First frame is THE ORACLE
already talking. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before
0:10.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room — couch, low lamp, nothing
identifiable, no product or paraphernalia. Professor High cuts in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE mid-complaint, nostalgic,
   gesturing.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—nah, back in the day you'd get a bag, half of it was stems,
   and you'd share ONE joint with four people and be done."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:10) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "He is right, and he is right for the wrong reason."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:10-0:20) Slow push-in, direct to lens. One THC card in the lower third.
   SAYS: "The weed did not get stronger by as much as everyone thinks. Average
   is twenty and a half percent and fewer than one in two hundred strains
   reaches thirty. What actually changed is that everything else got bred out."
   ON SCREEN: 20.5% AVERAGE
4. (0:20-0:26) Static chest-up, neutral.
   SAYS: "Chasing one number narrowed the whole shelf. He is not nostalgic for
   weaker weed. He is nostalgic for variety, and he is correct to be."
   ON SCREEN: HE MISSES VARIETY
5. (0:26-0:30) Static chest-up, deadpan. Closing card with the domain.
   SAYS: "Go look up what you smoked in 2012. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THISISWHYIMHIGH.COM

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3, 4 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white
with heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Warm, slightly wistful bed. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names or logos. Do not depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-002
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE MAXIMIZER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-maximizer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: confident, decisive and completely
  wrong — optimising for the biggest number.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Completely clinical and procedural, like a real assessment. Professor
High is not mocking — he is administering. The comedy comes entirely from the
formality of the frame meeting the informality of the subject. Deadpan both
sides. This is the one episode where Professor High is IN the scene rather than
cut in, because the test is the setting.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on the procedure already underway. First frame
is a clipboard and a seated subject. No title card, no narration, no on-screen
text before 0:11.

ENVIRONMENT: A stripped, clinical assessment room — a plain table, two chairs,
flat even light. Deliberately NOT the lab. Nothing cannabis-related visible, no
product, no paraphernalia. Institutional and slightly cold.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide two-shot. Professor High with a clipboard
   and a stopwatch. THE MAXIMIZER seated opposite, uneasy.
   SAYS (PROF): "Question one. Name the terpene in the jar you bought last
   week."
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "...It was a thirty-one."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:11) Shot-reverse-shot, deadpan on both sides.
   SAYS (PROF): "That is a number. Question two. Name any terpene."
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "...Indica?"
   SAYS (PROF): "That is a shelf."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:11-0:20) Slow push-in on Professor High, direct to lens. A three-name
   card enters the lower third.
   SAYS: "There are three that lead eighty-six percent of everything on the
   market. Myrcene. Limonene. Caryophyllene. If you know those three names, you
   can read almost any menu in the country."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE · LIMONENE · CARYOPHYLLENE
4. (0:20-0:26) Two-shot. Professor High lowers the clipboard.
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "...Do I pass?"
   SAYS (PROF): "You now know more than you did ninety seconds ago. That is the
   whole test."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:26-0:30) Static chest-up, deadpan. Closing card with the domain.
   SAYS: "Take the test on your own jar. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THISISWHYIMHIGH.COM

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Sparse, clinical, near-silent. A single soft timer tick
under beats 1-2.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names or logos. Do not depict anyone consuming or intoxicated. Never
portray the subject as stupid — he is uninformed, not foolish.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-003
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Flat, patient, absolutely certain. Professor High repeats "look it up"
without emotion — the repetition is the joke. THE ORACLE is defensive and
increasingly less confident. Neither raises their voice.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-argument. First frame is THE ORACLE
already making the claim. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text
before 0:09.

CRITICAL — THE LOOKUP SHOT: Beat 3 must show a screen filling the frame with a
clean, readable strain page — a strain name and a clearly legible "Dominant
terpene: Limonene" line. Generic web layout in brand colours. This shot is the
punchline and it must be legible at a glance.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic living room — couch, low lamp, a laptop or
tablet within reach. Nothing cannabis-related visible, no product, no
paraphernalia. Professor High cuts in from his lab except during the lookup.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE mid-argument, confident.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—Sour D is a heavy myrcene strain, everyone knows that,
   that's why it's so—"
   SAYS (PROF, off screen): "Look it up."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:09) Shot-reverse-shot, deadpan.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "I don't need to look it up."
   SAYS (PROF): "Look it up."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:09-0:16) Slow push-in. A screen turns toward camera and fills the frame.
   A strain page is legible, dominant terpene reading Limonene.
   SAYS (PROF): "Limonene. Not myrcene. Has been the entire time you have been
   saying that."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE
4. (0:16-0:21) Two-shot. THE ORACLE visibly deflating.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "...That's a typo."
   SAYS (PROF): "It is not a typo."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:21-0:25) Static chest-up on Professor High, deadpan. Closing card with
   the domain.
   SAYS: "Look up your favourite. You will not like what you find. This is why
   I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THISISWHYIMHIGH.COM

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Near-silence. A single soft page-load tone on beat 3.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real dispensary, producer, or lab names, and no competitor site branding on the
screen. Do not depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-004
Runtime: 20 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Direct, warm, efficient. No greeting, no preamble, no "great question."
He starts reading and does not stop. This is education grammar, so on-screen
text is expected — but keep it to the key term.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on him reading the comment aloud. No title
card, no "hey everyone," no intro.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving and glassware. The submitted comment stays pinned at the top of frame
for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) Static chest-up. He is already reading. The comment is pinned at
   the top of frame.
   SAYS: "'Why does the same strain hit different every single time?'"
   ON SCREEN: the pinned comment
2. (0:04-0:14) Slow push-in, direct to lens. One card in the lower third.
   SAYS: "Three things move, and none of them are the strain. Your tolerance
   that week. What you ate. And whether the jar was fresh — terpenes evaporate,
   so an old eighth is chemically not the same eighth."
   ON SCREEN: TERPENES EVAPORATE
3. (0:14-0:18) Static chest-up, neutral.
   SAYS: "It is the same strain. It is not the same chemistry."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
4. (0:18-0:20) Static chest-up, deadpan. Closing card with the domain.
   SAYS: "Ask me one. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THISISWHYIMHIGH.COM

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Pinned comment top of frame throughout. Key-term card on
beat 2 only. Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke. Keep 250px clear at
bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Lo-fi lab bed, low. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names. Never invent a comment — use a real one, and never show a
username without permission.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-005
Runtime: 20 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE MAXIMIZER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-maximizer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: confident, decisive and completely
  wrong — optimising for the biggest number.
- THE FIRST-TIMER — SWAPPABLE. Use the-first-timer-v1 if you have built it, or
  cast ANY Cantina character who reads as: small, upright and sincere, asks
  the question nobody else will.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Deadpan and even-handed. Neither type is mocked — the Chaser is having a
great time and the Reader is not smug. The audience must be able to claim
either one without embarrassment, or the taxonomy dies.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start on the split frame and the line together. No title
card. On-screen text starts at 0:05 and is only ever the label word.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic dispensary counter, shown as a clean vertical
split — the same counter twice, one figure in each half. No real brand names,
no product visible. Warm retail lighting. Professor High voices over
throughout and appears only on the final beat.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) Locked wide. Vertical split frame: THE MAXIMIZER on the left,
   THE FIRST-TIMER on the right, same counter, doing opposite things.
   SAYS (PROF): "There are two kinds of people at a dispensary and you already
   know which one you are."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:11) Slow push-in on the left panel; right panel dims.
   SAYS (PROF): "The Chaser reads one number. The biggest one. He has never
   read a strain name in his life and he is having a great time."
   SAYS (MAXIMIZER): "Thirty-one."
   ON SCREEN: CHASER
3. (0:11-0:17) Slow push-in on the right panel; left panel dims.
   SAYS (PROF): "The Reader looks at the panel. Knows what myrcene does. Buys
   the boring number on purpose, and gets the night she actually wanted."
   ON SCREEN: READER
4. (0:17-0:20) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan. Closing card.
   SAYS: "Chaser or Reader. Comments. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: CHASER OR READER?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Single large label word centred on beats 2 and 3 — this
is the exception to the comedy no-text rule, because the words ARE the payload.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Light bed with a distinct two-note sting on each label
reveal — the same sting every time this taxonomy appears in any future video.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real brand names or logos. Never portray the Chaser as stupid — he is happy and
uninformed, and the audience must be able to claim him.

Professor High — THE VIRAL BETS — VB-006
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- THE ORACLE — SWAPPABLE. Use the-oracle-v1 if you have built it, or cast ANY
  Cantina character who reads as: reclined and generous, explains your own
  experience to you with total confidence.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: THE ORACLE pitches with total corporate sincerity, as if in a real
meeting. Professor High reads the absurd names completely flatly — no comic
emphasis, no smirk. The flatness is the joke.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD, mid-pitch. First frame is THE ORACLE already
proposing a name. No title card, no narration first, no on-screen text before
0:11.

FILL BEFORE SHOOTING: Beat 3 contains [DATA: ...] tokens. Replace each with a
genuinely absurd REAL strain name verified to exist in the database. Do not
invent names — the joke depends entirely on them being real and searchable.

ENVIRONMENT: A stylized generic meeting room — a table, a whiteboard, flat
office light. Deliberately corporate and mundane. Nothing cannabis-related
visible. Professor High cuts in from his lab.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) COLD OPEN. Locked wide. THE ORACLE standing at a whiteboard,
   pitching with total sincerity. A long silence after the line.
   SAYS (ORACLE): "—okay, hear me out. Gorilla Glue. But it's number four."
   [beat] "Because there were three."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
2. (0:05-0:11) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS: "This is how strains are named. There is no committee. There is no
   standard. There is a guy."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
3. (0:11-0:19) Slow push-in. He reads from a clipboard, completely flat.
   SAYS: "[NAME 1]. [NAME 2]. [NAME 3]. Every one of those is real, in the
   database, and sold at a counter to an adult."
   ON SCREEN: ALL REAL. ALL FOR SALE.
4. (0:19-0:23) Static chest-up, direct to lens.
   SAYS: "The name tells you nothing. The panel tells you everything. And only
   one of those is regulated."
   ON SCREEN: nothing
5. (0:23-0:25) Static chest-up, the faintest smile. Closing card with domain.
   SAYS: "Go find a worse one than mine. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THISISWHYIMHIGH.COM

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Text ONLY on beats 3 and 5. Bold sans-serif, white with
heavy stroke, lower third. Keep 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Flat, mundane office ambience under beats 1-2. Bed
enters on beat 3.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No
real producer or dispensary names — strain names only, and only ones verified
to exist. Do not depict anyone consuming.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-001
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Deadpan and certain. He is stating a fact he finds mildly annoying that
nobody else has noticed. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens. No graphic.
   SAYS: "Half of all cannabis is the same terpene."
   ON SCREEN: HALF. THE SAME TERPENE.
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. He slides a terpene distribution bar chart into
   the lower third.
   SAYS: "Myrcene leads nearly half of every strain out there. Different
   names, different prices, same molecule steering the experience."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE — NEARLY HALF
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "So when your shelf looks varied and your nights all feel the same
   — that is why."
   ON SCREEN: THAT'S WHY IT FEELS THE SAME
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "What is in your jar? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT'S IN YOUR JAR?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-002
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher reading out a result he double-
checked. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, direct to lens. Large number card on screen.
   SAYS: "Forty-five point eight percent of all cannabis is myrcene-dominant."
   ON SCREEN: 45.8% MYRCENE-DOMINANT
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. He slides a terpene distribution bar chart into
   the lower third.
   SAYS: "That is not a category. That is one molecule leading almost half
   the shelf, under a thousand different names."
   ON SCREEN: ONE MOLECULE. HALF THE SHELF.
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "Which is why buying a new strain so often gets you the same night."
   ON SCREEN: SAME NIGHT, NEW NAME
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "What is in your jar? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT'S IN YOUR JAR?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-003
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Curious and lightly challenging, then genuinely delighted to explain. He is
not smug about the audience not knowing. Sincere throughout, never winking
at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, direct to lens, slight challenge in the look.
   No graphic.
   SAYS: "Can you name one terpene? Most people cannot."
   ON SCREEN: CAN YOU NAME ONE?
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. Crown perks up, visibly pleased. He slides a
   terpene distribution bar chart into the lower third.
   SAYS: "Here is the one you have definitely had. Myrcene. It leads nearly
   half of all cannabis, and almost nobody buying it knows the name."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE — NEARLY HALF
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "You have been choosing it by accident your entire life."
   ON SCREEN: YOU CHOSE IT BY ACCIDENT
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "Did you know it? Be honest."
   ON SCREEN: BE HONEST

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-004
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat, dry, faintly apologetic — delivering bad news he considers obvious.
The comedy comes entirely from how seriously he takes it. He never winks at
the camera or signals that it is a joke.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens. No graphic.
   SAYS: "Your four favorite strains are the same strain. Sorry."
   ON SCREEN: THEY'RE THE SAME STRAIN
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in, still deadpan. He slides a terpene distribution
   bar chart into the lower third.
   SAYS: "Not legally. Chemically. Myrcene leads nearly half of all cannabis,
   so four random jars landing on the same molecule is the base case, not bad
   luck."
   ON SCREEN: THE BASE CASE, NOT BAD LUCK
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "You did not build a collection. You bought the same night four
   times."
   ON SCREEN: SAME NIGHT. FOUR TIMES.
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, the faintest smile, closing card.
   SAYS: "Prove me wrong in the comments."
   ON SCREEN: PROVE ME WRONG

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-005
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and unimpressed, edging into quiet irritation. He is not ranting; he is
stating something he finds indefensible. Sincere throughout, never winking
at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens. No graphic.
   SAYS: "THC percentage is the biggest scam in cannabis."
   ON SCREEN: THE BIGGEST SCAM
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. One brow raised, skeptical. He slides a THC
   distribution chart into the lower third with the 30% threshold marked.
   SAYS: "Fewer than one in two hundred strains actually reaches thirty
   percent. The average is around twenty. So why is half of every menu
   claiming thirty-plus?"
   ON SCREEN: UNDER 1 IN 200 REACH 30%
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "Either you found the rarest flower in the state, or somebody
   rounded."
   ON SCREEN: OR SOMEBODY ROUNDED
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "Highest number you have seen? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: HIGHEST YOU'VE SEEN?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-006
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and even. Reading out verified numbers without editorializing until
the last line. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, direct to lens. Large number card on screen.
   SAYS: "Fewer than one in two hundred strains hits thirty percent THC."
   ON SCREEN: UNDER 1 IN 200
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. He slides a THC distribution chart into the
   lower third with the average and ceiling both marked.
   SAYS: "The average is about twenty percent. The highest figure ever
   recorded is under thirty-five. Those are the actual numbers."
   ON SCREEN: AVG 20% · CEILING UNDER 35%
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "So a menu full of thirty-plus is not a strong menu. It is an
   unreliable one."
   ON SCREEN: NOT STRONG. UNRELIABLE.
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "Highest number you have seen? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: HIGHEST YOU'VE SEEN?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-007
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Direct and slightly protective — he is annoyed on the viewer's behalf, not
at them. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, direct to lens. No graphic.
   SAYS: "You paid extra for that number and it did nothing."
   ON SCREEN: YOU PAID FOR THAT NUMBER
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. One brow raised, skeptical. He slides a THC
   distribution chart into the lower third.
   SAYS: "Fewer than one in two hundred strains actually reaches thirty
   percent, so the premium you paid was for a rounding error, not a stronger
   high."
   ON SCREEN: A ROUNDING ERROR
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "Buy the terpene profile. Let the THC number be boring."
   ON SCREEN: LET THC BE BORING
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, closing card.
   SAYS: "Save this for the counter."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — 15S HOOK TESTS — HT-008
Runtime: 15 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Confident and provocative, inviting an argument he is sure he wins. Not
smug. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving, glassware and papers behind him. Warm key light from camera left.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:02) Static chest-up, deadpan, direct to lens. No graphic.
   SAYS: "High THC is the reason you are not getting high."
   ON SCREEN: HIGH THC = LESS HIGH
2. (0:02-0:09) Slow push-in. One brow raised, skeptical. He slides a THC
   distribution chart into the lower third.
   SAYS: "Chasing the number builds tolerance faster, and fewer than one in
   two hundred strains even reaches thirty percent. You are paying more to
   feel less."
   ON SCREEN: PAYING MORE TO FEEL LESS
3. (0:09-0:13) Static chest-up, direct to lens, chart gone.
   SAYS: "The people who stopped chasing it are the ones still getting
   somewhere."
   ON SCREEN: THEY STOPPED CHASING IT
4. (0:13-0:15) Static chest-up, the faintest smile, closing card.
   SAYS: "Disagree? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: DISAGREE?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — TIWIH RECEIPTS — TR-001
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted receipt photo is pinned in
frame with all personal details redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) neutral, holding receipt up to lens + static chest-up + receipt photo pinned center
   SAYS: "You spent sixty dollars on this. Let's see what you actually got."
   ON SCREEN: YOU SPENT $60. LET'S SEE.
2. (0:03-0:10) neutral, glancing down at receipt + slow push-in + receipt pinned top-left
   SAYS: "Sour Diesel. And everybody thinks diesel means heavy, sleepy, myrcene.
   It does not."
   ON SCREEN: SOUR DIESEL
3. (0:10-0:20) excited, crown perked, sliding chart into frame + whip cut to + terpene bar chart lower third
   SAYS: "Sour Diesel is limonene-dominant. That is a completely different
   chemical story than the reputation it carries."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE-DOMINANT
4. (0:20-0:32) neutral, gesturing at chart + static chest-up + terpene bar chart holding
   SAYS: "Limonene is the terpene research associates with mood elevation and
   alertness. Myrcene is the one associated with sedation. You bought the
   alert one and called it a nightcap."
   ON SCREEN: ALERT, NOT SEDATING
5. (0:32-0:40) skeptical, one brow raised + slow push-in + THC comparison bar
   SAYS: "Twenty-one and a half percent THC, which is almost exactly average.
   This is not a strong strain. It is a *specific* one. That is better."
   ON SCREEN: 21.5% THC — AVERAGE IS 20.5%
6. (0:40-0:45) neutral, DECODED stamp lands + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Want yours decoded? Drop your receipt in the comments."
   ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR RECEIPT

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Rubber-stamp thud on the DECODED stamp. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — TIWIH RECEIPTS — TR-002
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted receipt photo is pinned in
frame with all personal details redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) deadpan + static chest-up + receipt photo pinned center
   SAYS: "Your expensive eighth is chemically boring. Let me prove it."
   ON SCREEN: CHEMICALLY BORING
2. (0:03-0:11) neutral, reading receipt + slow push-in + receipt top-left, price circled
   SAYS: "Wedding Cake. Sixty dollars. Caryophyllene-dominant, twenty-four and a
   half percent THC."
   ON SCREEN: WEDDING CAKE — $60
3. (0:11-0:22) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + terpene bar chart lower third
   SAYS: "Caryophyllene is genuinely interesting. It is the one terpene that
   behaves like a cannabinoid, binding the CB2 receptor. That is real. But
   it is also the dominant terpene in about one in seven strains."
   ON SCREEN: CARYOPHYLLENE = ABOUT 1 IN 7 STRAINS
4. (0:22-0:34) skeptical, sliding comparison card in + static chest-up + three-strain comparison card
   SAYS: "Which means there are three strains I can name right now with a profile
   inside five percent of this one, for around thirty-five dollars. You did
   not pay for chemistry. You paid for the name on the jar."
   ON SCREEN: 3 MATCHES. $35.
5. (0:34-0:41) neutral, deadpan + slow push-in + price-per-profile graphic
   SAYS: "Wedding Cake is a good strain. It is not a sixty dollar strain. Almost
   nothing is."
   ON SCREEN: GOOD ≠ $60
6. (0:41-0:45) neutral, DECODED stamp lands + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Drop your receipt. I will tell you what you overpaid for."
   ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR RECEIPT

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Rubber-stamp thud on the DECODED stamp. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — TIWIH RECEIPTS — TR-003
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted receipt photo is pinned in
frame with all personal details redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) neutral, holding receipt + static chest-up + receipt photo center
   SAYS: "Half of all cannabis is the same terpene. Watch what that does to a
   shopping trip."
   ON SCREEN: HALF. THE SAME TERPENE.
2. (0:03-0:12) neutral, scanning down receipt + slow push-in + receipt top-left, four items highlighted
   SAYS: "Four strains, one dispensary run. Four different names, four different
   price points, four different shelf categories."
   ON SCREEN: 4 STRAINS. 1 TRIP.
3. (0:12-0:26) disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + four-strain grid, three highlighted
   SAYS: "Three of them are myrcene-dominant. Not similar. The same dominant
   terpene, driving the same broad effect direction. You bought variety.
   You got a monoculture."
   ON SCREEN: 3 OF 4 = MYRCENE
4. (0:26-0:38) neutral, gesturing at distribution chart + static chest-up + terpene distribution bar chart
   SAYS: "And this is not bad luck. Myrcene dominates forty-five point eight
   percent of all cannabis. If you shop by name and vibe, you will land
   here almost every single time."
   ON SCREEN: 45.8% OF ALL STRAINS
5. (0:38-0:50) excited, crown perked, leaning toward lens + slow push-in + question card center
   SAYS: "The fix is one question at the counter. Not 'what's strong.' Ask
   'what's the dominant terpene, and do you have something that isn't
   myrcene.' You will get a genuinely different week."
   ON SCREEN: ASK: "WHAT'S DOMINANT?"
6. (0:50-0:57) excited, holding up fourth item + static chest-up + terpinolene rarity card
   SAYS: "The fourth one on this receipt was terpinolene. That is about one in
   twenty-two strains. That is the one worth going back for."
   ON SCREEN: TERPINOLENE = 1 IN 22
7. (0:57-1:00) neutral, DECODED stamp + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this for your next trip. Drop your receipt below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Rubber-stamp thud on the DECODED stamp. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — TIWIH RECEIPTS — TR-004
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted receipt photo is pinned in
frame with all personal details redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) neutral, softening + static chest-up + receipt photo center
   SAYS: "Someone sent me this receipt and said it was their first time. Okay."
   ON SCREEN: FIRST TIME
2. (0:03-0:12) neutral, small approving nod + slow push-in + receipt top-left
   SAYS: "Blue Dream and a vape pen. Honestly? Good first receipt. Somebody at
   that counter was paying attention."
   ON SCREEN: BLUE DREAM + VAPE
3. (0:12-0:24) neutral, calm + static chest-up + terpene bar chart lower third
   SAYS: "Blue Dream is the most popular strain there is, and it earned that.
   Myrcene-dominant, twenty and a half percent THC — which is dead average.
   Average is exactly what you want on day one."
   ON SCREEN: AVERAGE IS THE POINT
4. (0:24-0:36) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + onset curve graphic, two lines
   SAYS: "Here is the part nobody told you. The pen and the flower will feel like
   two different substances. Same strain, different onset, different
   duration. That is not you doing it wrong. That is chemistry."
   ON SCREEN: SAME STRAIN ≠ SAME HIGH
5. (0:36-0:42) neutral, warm, direct to lens + slow push-in + timer graphic
   SAYS: "Two puffs. Wait twenty minutes. Then decide. Nobody has ever regretted
   going slow."
   ON SCREEN: 2 PUFFS. WAIT 20.
6. (0:42-0:45) neutral, DECODED stamp + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "Follow along. I will keep answering these."
   ON SCREEN: FOLLOW FOR MORE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Rubber-stamp thud on the DECODED stamp. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — TIWIH RECEIPTS — TR-005
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted receipt photo is pinned in
frame with all personal details redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) deadpan, direct to lens + static chest-up + big number card
   SAYS: "Fewer than one in two hundred strains actually hits thirty percent THC."
   ON SCREEN: FEWER THAN 1 IN 200
2. (0:03-0:10) skeptical, one brow raised + slow push-in + receipt with figure circled
   SAYS: "This receipt says thirty-one percent. So either you found one of the
   eleven, or somebody rounded."
   ON SCREEN: THIS SAYS 31%
3. (0:10-0:20) neutral, gesturing + whip cut to + two-lab comparison graphic
   SAYS: "Lab-to-lab variance on the same flower can move a result by several
   points. There is a commercial reason every number lands just above the
   threshold that sells."
   ON SCREEN: SAME FLOWER. DIFFERENT LAB.
4. (0:20-0:27) neutral, settling + static chest-up + average marker on distribution
   SAYS: "The average strain is twenty and a half percent. That is what good
   actually looks like. Chasing the top number is how you overpay for a
   rounding error."
   ON SCREEN: AVERAGE = 20.5%
5. (0:27-0:30) neutral, DECODED stamp + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "What is the highest number you have seen on a menu? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: HIGHEST YOU'VE SEEN?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Rubber-stamp thud on the DECODED stamp. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-001
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, reading from clipboard + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Someone commented: couchlocked, philosophical, and extremely hungry. I
   can work with that."
   ON SCREEN: COUCHLOCKED. PHILOSOPHICAL. HUNGRY.
2. (0:05-0:16) excited, crown perked, writing on notebook + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay writing
   SAYS: "Those three together are not random. Couchlock and appetite point
   straight at myrcene. Philosophical points at a meaningful caryophyllene
   presence riding underneath it."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE + CARYOPHYLLENE
3. (0:16-0:28) neutral, gesturing at notebook + static chest-up + terpene bar chart lower third
   SAYS: "So my prediction before I look anything up: myrcene-dominant,
   caryophyllene in second position, terpinolene basically absent. That is
   a Relaxing High Family signature."
   ON SCREEN: PREDICTION: RELAXING FAMILY
4. (0:28-0:38) excited, sliding shortlist card in + whip cut to + three-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "Three strains match that shape inside a tight window. Any of them would
   produce exactly the night you just described."
   ON SCREEN: 3 MATCHES
5. (0:38-0:43) neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + single-line statement card
   SAYS: "Indica did not do that to you. Myrcene did. The label was never the
   explanation."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE DID THAT
6. (0:43-0:45) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Describe your high below. I will diagnose it."
   ON SCREEN: DESCRIBE YOURS BELOW

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-002
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, reading comment + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Energetic, but the eyes feel weird. That is a very specific pair of
   symptoms."
   ON SCREEN: ENERGETIC + WEIRD EYES
2. (0:04-0:15) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay
   SAYS: "Energy without body heaviness is usually not myrcene. And that
   particular eye sensation has a documented association with pinene — it
   is one of the few terpenes studied for intraocular pressure."
   ON SCREEN: PINENE
3. (0:15-0:26) neutral, gesturing at chart + whip cut to + rarity bar chart, pinene sliver
   SAYS: "Here is why this is a rare experience. Pinene is the dominant terpene
   in two percent of all cannabis. Two percent. That is about one in
   fifty."
   ON SCREEN: PINENE — ABOUT 1 IN 50
4. (0:26-0:37) excited, leaning toward lens + static chest-up + two-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "So you did not have a normal night. You found something statistically
   unusual. If you liked it, that is worth writing down, because you will
   not stumble into it again by accident."
   ON SCREEN: YOU FOUND SOMETHING RARE
5. (0:37-0:43) neutral, deadpan + slow push-in + single-line statement card
   SAYS: "The alertness you felt is pinene. Not sativa. Sativa is a shelf
   category. Pinene is a molecule."
   ON SCREEN: A SHELF vs A MOLECULE
6. (0:43-0:45) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this one. Describe yours below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-003
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, warm, direct to lens + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Someone asked what they smoked wrong because it made them anxious. You
   did not do anything wrong."
   ON SCREEN: YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
2. (0:04-0:16) neutral, calm + slow push-in + lab notebook overlay
   SAYS: "Anxiety on cannabis is usually a ratio problem, not a mistake. High THC
   with very little limonene or linalool alongside it is the pattern that
   shows up over and over in these descriptions."
   ON SCREEN: A RATIO, NOT A MISTAKE
3. (0:16-0:30) neutral, gesturing at distribution + whip cut to + distribution chart with split
   SAYS: "Limonene is the second most common dominant terpene — a quarter of all
   cannabis. Which means a quarter of the shelf has it doing real work, and
   three quarters of it does not. If your strain came from the wrong side
   of that split while the THC ran high, this is the predictable result."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE DOMINATES 25.4%
4. (0:30-0:44) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + THC distribution with average marker
   SAYS: "And the number nobody checks is the one that matters here. The average
   strain is twenty and a half percent. If you bought something in the high
   twenties because higher sounded better, you moved the ratio against
   yourself without ever seeing the terpene panel."
   ON SCREEN: AVG THC = 20.5%
5. (0:44-0:55) excited, crown perked, leaning in + slow push-in + comparison card
   SAYS: "So next time, look for limonene or linalool listed in the top three,
   and let the THC number be boring. Boring THC with good terpenes beats
   big THC with nothing behind it. Consistently."
   ON SCREEN: BORING THC. GOOD TERPENES.
6. (0:55-1:00) neutral, warm + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "You did not fail at this. The label just never gave you enough to work
   with. Follow along, I will keep fixing that."
   ON SCREEN: THE LABEL FAILED YOU

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-004
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Best sleep of their life, they said. Let me tell you how unlikely that
   was."
   ON SCREEN: "BEST SLEEP OF MY LIFE"
2. (0:04-0:13) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + rarity chart, linalool sliver
   SAYS: "That description points at linalool. The lavender terpene. And linalool
   is the dominant terpene in one and a half percent of all cannabis."
   ON SCREEN: LINALOOL — 1.5%
3. (0:13-0:23) neutral, deadpan + whip cut to + big number card
   SAYS: "About one in sixty-six strains. You did not find a sleep strain, you
   found one of the rare ones, and you found it by accident."
   ON SCREEN: ABOUT 1 IN 66
4. (0:23-0:28) excited, direct to lens + static chest-up + two-strain shortlist card
   SAYS: "Write down what you had. Right now. Because the odds of running into it
   twice are terrible."
   ON SCREEN: WRITE IT DOWN. NOW.
5. (0:28-0:30) neutral + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "What did you have? Comments."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT WAS IT?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — WHY YOU'RE REALLY HIGH — WRH-005
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus shelving,
glassware and papers behind him. The submitted comment stays pinned at the
top of frame for the whole video.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + submitted comment pinned top
   SAYS: "Nothing for thirty minutes, then everything at once. This one is not
   about the strain at all."
   ON SCREEN: NOTHING. THEN EVERYTHING.
2. (0:04-0:18) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + two-path diagram
   SAYS: "When you inhale, THC crosses into your blood in the lungs and reaches
   your brain in a couple of minutes. Straight line. When you eat it, it
   takes a detour through your liver first — and the liver changes it."
   ON SCREEN: INHALED = DIRECT. EATEN = DETOUR.
3. (0:18-0:34) neutral, gesturing at diagram + whip cut to + molecule conversion graphic
   SAYS: "Your liver converts THC into a different compound, 11-hydroxy-THC. Same
   plant, different molecule, and it crosses into the brain more readily
   than the one you started with. That is the actual reason edibles feel
   like a different substance. Because chemically, they are."
   ON SCREEN: 11-HYDROXY-THC
4. (0:34-0:48) neutral, calm + static chest-up + onset curve, two lines
   SAYS: "The delay is just digestion. Full stomach, slow. Empty stomach, fast
   and sharp. Which is why the same ten milligrams can be a pleasant
   evening one day and a situation the next, with nothing about the product
   having changed."
   ON SCREEN: THE DELAY IS DIGESTION
5. (0:48-0:57) skeptical, direct to lens + slow push-in + timer graphic
   SAYS: "So the rule is not about willpower. Take the dose, then do not touch
   anything for two hours. The thirty-minute redose is the single most
   common way this goes wrong."
   ON SCREEN: WAIT 2 HOURS. NOT 30 MIN.
6. (0:57-1:00) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this before your next edible. Describe yours below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed, low under voice. Soft pen-scratch under the notebook overlay. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-001
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
   SAYS: "Can you name one terpene? Most people cannot. Let's find out."
   ON SCREEN: CAN YOU NAME ONE TERPENE?
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
   SAYS: "Which terpene is the dominant one in the most cannabis strains?"
   ON SCREEN: WHICH TERPENE DOMINATES MOST STRAINS?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
   SAYS: "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene."
   ON SCREEN: A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE
4. (0:14-0:21) neutral, waiting, slight smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center
   AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
   ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) excited, crown perked + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
   SAYS: "I pin the answer tomorrow morning. Comment yours. This was a High IQ
   test."
   ON SCREEN: COMMENT YOUR ANSWER

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-002
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
   SAYS: "Guess what share of strains actually hit thirty percent THC."
   ON SCREEN: GUESS THE SHARE THAT HIT 30%
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
   SAYS: "Of every strain with a tested THC figure."
   ON SCREEN: OF EVERY TESTED STRAIN
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
   SAYS: "A, under half a percent. B, three percent. C, twelve percent. D, thirty
   percent."
   ON SCREEN: A UNDER 0.5% / B 3% / C 12% / D 30%
4. (0:14-0:21) skeptical, one brow raised + locked wide + countdown overlay center
   AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
   ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
   SAYS: "Answer pinned tomorrow. And whatever you guessed, guess lower."
   ON SCREEN: GUESS LOWER

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-003
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
   SAYS: "Exactly one strain in our top ten is terpinolene-dominant. Which one?"
   ON SCREEN: ONLY ONE IS TERPINOLENE
2. (0:04-0:11) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + rarity sliver chart
   SAYS: "Terpinolene dominates four and a half percent of all strains. It is
   rare. And one household name is carrying it."
   ON SCREEN: TERPINOLENE = 1 IN 22
3. (0:11-0:17) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
   SAYS: "A, Blue Dream. B, Sour Diesel. C, Jack Herer. D, Runtz."
   ON SCREEN: A BLUE DREAM / B SOUR DIESEL / C JACK HERER / D RUNTZ
4. (0:17-0:24) neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center
   AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
   ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:24-0:30) excited, small knowing nod + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
   SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. And if you got it, you already know why that strain
   never feels like the ones next to it."
   ON SCREEN: YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-004
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
   SAYS: "This one separates the people who read from the people who guess."
   ON SCREEN: READERS vs GUESSERS
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
   SAYS: "Which of these does not bind to the CB1 receptor as an agonist?"
   ON SCREEN: WHICH DOESN'T BIND CB1?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
   SAYS: "A, THC. B, CBD. C, THCV. D, CBN."
   ON SCREEN: A THC / B CBD / C THCV / D CBN
4. (0:14-0:21) neutral, waiting + locked wide + countdown overlay center
   AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
   ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
   SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. This is the one everybody gets wrong confidently."
   ON SCREEN: CONFIDENTLY WRONG

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — HIGH IQ TEST — HIQ-005
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. He holds a clipboard.
Four lettered answer cards land in the lower two-thirds of frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan, holding clipboard + static chest-up + clipboard graphic center
   SAYS: "Sour Diesel is not what you think it is. Prove me wrong."
   ON SCREEN: PROVE ME WRONG
2. (0:04-0:09) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + question typed on clipboard
   SAYS: "What is Sour Diesel's dominant terpene?"
   ON SCREEN: SOUR DIESEL'S DOMINANT TERPENE?
3. (0:09-0:14) neutral, gesturing to cards + static chest-up + four lettered answer cards land
   SAYS: "A, myrcene. B, limonene. C, caryophyllene. D, pinene."
   ON SCREEN: A MYRCENE / B LIMONENE / C CARYOPHYLLENE / D PINENE
4. (0:14-0:21) skeptical, faint smile + locked wide + countdown overlay center
   AUDIO/ACTION: (silence — timer tick only)
   ON SCREEN: 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1
5. (0:21-0:25) deadpan + static chest-up + High IQ Regulars closing card
   SAYS: "Pinned tomorrow. Most of you just answered from the name, not the data."
   ON SCREEN: YOU ANSWERED FROM THE NAME

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Tight quiz bed. Timer tick during the countdown, no voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THE ENTOURAGE — ENT-001
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab staged like a small set. Dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware. The terpene character shares the frame
with Professor High.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) LIMONENE, mid-motion, talking over the intro + whip cut to + lab background
   SAYS: LIMONENE: "Are we recording? We're recording. Hi. Hello."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption — let the character land)
2. (0:04-0:12) Professor High, neutral, faintly tired + static chest-up + Limonene bouncing in background
   SAYS: PROF: "This is Limonene. He is in a quarter of all cannabis, and he has
   never once entered a room quietly."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE — ABOUT 1 IN 4 STRAINS
3. (0:12-0:24) Professor High, neutral, gesturing + slow push-in + distribution chart lower third
   SAYS: PROF: "About one in four strains. Second most common dominant terpene in
   cannabis. If you have ever described a high as bright, or clear, or *up*
   — you have met him."
   ON SCREEN: ABOUT 1 IN 4. #2 OVERALL.
4. (0:24-0:34) LIMONENE listing on fingers, excited + static chest-up + three strain cards popping in
   SAYS: LIMONENE: "I'm in Sour Diesel. I'm in Runtz. I'm in Super Lemon Haze —
   that one's mine, that's literally my name —" PROF: "It is not your
   name."
   ON SCREEN: HE IS IN SOUR DIESEL. RUNTZ. SUPER LEMON HAZE.
5. (0:34-0:48) Professor High, deadpan + slow push-in + terpene bar chart
   SAYS: PROF: "Research associates limonene with mood elevation and alertness.
   Which is the polite scientific way of saying he is the reason some
   strains make you want to text people."
   ON SCREEN: ASSOCIATED WITH MOOD + ALERTNESS
6. (0:48-0:56) Two-shot, LIMONENE leaning in, Professor High not looking up + locked wide + lab background
   SAYS: LIMONENE: "Is that a compliment?" PROF: "It is data." LIMONENE: "That's
   a compliment."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
7. (0:56-1:00) Professor High, crown perked slightly + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: PROF: "He is my favorite. I am aware that is a bias. Who should I
   introduce next?"
   ON SCREEN: WHO'S NEXT?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Each terpene character's signature sound on their entrance. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THE ENTOURAGE — ENT-002
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab staged like a small set. Dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware. The terpene character shares the frame
with Professor High.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) Professor High, neutral + static chest-up + MYRCENE seated, motionless, in frame
   SAYS: PROF: "Half of all cannabis is the same terpene. That half is sitting
   right here."
   ON SCREEN: HALF OF ALL CANNABIS
2. (0:04-0:14) Professor High, gesturing at seated figure + slow push-in + big number card
   SAYS: PROF: "Myrcene. Dominant in one thousand one hundred and sixty strains.
   Forty-five point eight percent of everything we have chemically
   classified."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE — NEARLY HALF OF ALL CANNABIS
3. (0:14-0:24) MYRCENE, heavy-lidded, slow + locked wide + lab background, low light
   SAYS: MYRCENE: *(long pause)* "...Yeah." PROF: "That was the whole line. He
   rehearsed it."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
4. (0:24-0:38) Professor High, neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + terpene bar chart
   SAYS: PROF: "Research associates myrcene with sedation and body heaviness. He
   is why 'couchlock' is a word. He is also why so much cannabis feels
   broadly similar — when one terpene leads half the market, half the
   market leads the same direction."
   ON SCREEN: HE IS WHY "COUCHLOCK" IS A WORD
5. (0:38-0:50) Professor High, sliding cards in + whip cut to + four strain cards
   SAYS: PROF: "Blue Dream. OG Kush. Northern Lights. Granddaddy Purple. Four of
   the most popular strains in the country, and all four of them are his."
   ON SCREEN: 4 OF THE TOP 12 ARE HIS
6. (0:50-0:56) Two-shot, MYRCENE unmoved + locked wide + lab background
   SAYS: MYRCENE: "I get around." PROF: "You do not move at all." MYRCENE: "And
   yet."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
7. (0:56-1:00) Professor High, neutral + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: PROF: "If your cannabis all feels the same — this is the reason. Who is
   next?"
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY IT ALL FEELS THE SAME

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Each terpene character's signature sound on their entrance. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THE ENTOURAGE — ENT-003
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab staged like a small set. Dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware. The terpene character shares the frame
with Professor High.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) Professor High, neutral + static chest-up + CARYOPHYLLENE in scrubs, background
   SAYS: PROF: "One of the terpenes has a badge. I need to explain that."
   ON SCREEN: ONE OF THEM HAS A BADGE
2. (0:04-0:16) Professor High, gesturing + slow push-in + terpene bar chart
   SAYS: PROF: "Caryophyllene. Dominant in about fifteen percent of all cannabis.
   And unlike everyone else in this room, he does not just smell like
   something — he binds a receptor."
   ON SCREEN: CARYOPHYLLENE — ABOUT 1 IN 7
3. (0:16-0:30) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + receptor diagram
   SAYS: PROF: "CB2. The same receptor family cannabinoids work on. Which
   technically makes him a dietary cannabinoid that happens to be a
   terpene. He is the only one here who can say that."
   ON SCREEN: HE BINDS CB2
4. (0:30-0:40) CARYOPHYLLENE, calm, professional, arms folded + locked wide + doorway framing
   SAYS: CARYOPHYLLENE: "I work nights." PROF: "He means the CB2 receptor is
   concentrated in immune tissue, not the brain." CARYOPHYLLENE: "I work
   nights."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
5. (0:40-0:52) Professor High, sliding cards in + static chest-up + four strain cards
   SAYS: PROF: "This is why he does not get you high but changes how a high
   feels. He is in Gelato, Girl Scout Cookies, Wedding Cake, Gorilla Glue.
   Four of the top six strains in the country are his."
   ON SCREEN: 4 OF THE TOP 6
6. (0:52-1:00) neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + closing card
   SAYS: PROF: "Peppery smell. Serious pharmacology. Save this one — it is the
   terpene fact that makes people put their phone down at a dispensary."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS ONE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Each terpene character's signature sound on their entrance. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THE ENTOURAGE — ENT-004
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab staged like a small set. Dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware. The terpene character shares the frame
with Professor High.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) Professor High, neutral + static chest-up + one empty chair in frame
   SAYS: PROF: "You have probably never actually tried terpinolene.
   Statistically."
   ON SCREEN: YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER TRIED IT
2. (0:04-0:14) Professor High, gesturing at empty chair + slow push-in + rarity sliver chart
   SAYS: PROF: "He leads about one in twenty-two strains. Four and a half
   percent."
   ON SCREEN: ABOUT 1 IN 22 STRAINS
3. (0:14-0:24) TERPINOLENE entering frame at an angle + whip cut to + lab background
   SAYS: TERPINOLENE: *(arriving late, from off-frame)* "Sorry — parking." PROF:
   "He does this."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
4. (0:24-0:36) Professor High, holding single card + static chest-up + one strain card, alone
   SAYS: PROF: "Exactly one strain in our top ten is his. Jack Herer. And that is
   the entire reason Jack Herer does not feel like anything sitting next to
   it on the shelf."
   ON SCREEN: JACK HERER. THAT'S THE LIST.
5. (0:36-0:42) Two-shot, TERPINOLENE unbothered + locked wide + lab background
   SAYS: TERPINOLENE: "I'm not rare, I'm selective." PROF: "You are four and a
   half percent." TERPINOLENE: "Selective."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
6. (0:42-0:45) Professor High, deadpan + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: PROF: "Have you ever had a terpinolene strain? Be honest."
   ON SCREEN: BE HONEST

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Each terpene character's signature sound on their entrance. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THE ENTOURAGE — ENT-005
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab staged like a small set. Dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware. The terpene character shares the frame
with Professor High.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) Professor High, hushed, low light + static chest-up + dim lab, mostly shadow
   SAYS: PROF: *(quietly)* "There is one more. Almost nobody has met her."
   ON SCREEN: ONE MORE
2. (0:04-0:16) Professor High, quiet + slow push-in + rarity chart, near-invisible sliver
   SAYS: PROF: "Linalool. The lavender one. He leads about one in sixty-six
   strains. One and a half percent."
   ON SCREEN: LINALOOL — ABOUT 1 IN 66
3. (0:16-0:26) LINALOOL, muted lavender, barely lit + locked wide + shadow-heavy frame
   SAYS: LINALOOL: *(softly)* "People say my name when they mean..." *(trails
   off)* PROF: "She does that."
   ON SCREEN: (no caption)
4. (0:26-0:38) Professor High, neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + shortlist card
   SAYS: PROF: "Here is what matters. Every time someone tells me they had the
   best sleep of their life — this is usually who they met. And they almost
   never find her again, because there are thirty-seven doors and nobody
   labels them."
   ON SCREEN: 1 IN 66. NONE LABELED.
5. (0:38-0:45) Professor High, warm + slow push-in + closing card
   SAYS: PROF: "So if you ever find one, write it down. Save this. That is the
   whole lesson."
   ON SCREEN: WRITE IT DOWN

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Each terpene character's signature sound on their entrance. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-001
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Measured, with a dry edge on the verdict line. Sincere throughout, never
winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, holding clipboard + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
   SAYS: "Send me your top five artists and I will send you back a strain. And a
   song it wrote."
   ON SCREEN: YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN
2. (0:04-0:10) neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center
   SAYS: "Tame Impala. Mac DeMarco. Khruangbin. Steve Lacy. Yves Tumor."
   ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:10-0:15) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling
   SAYS: "This is a texture-first listener. Nobody in that stack is writing for
   the radio."
   ON SCREEN: TEXTURE-FIRST
4. (0:15-0:27) neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform overlay
   AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
   ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:27-0:36) excited, gesturing at card + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
   SAYS: "Terpinolene-dominant. Four and a half percent of all cannabis. You like
   the rare texture in music, you got the rare terpene in cannabis. That is
   not a coincidence, that is the match working."
   ON SCREEN: TERPINOLENE — 4.5%
6. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Drop your top five. I will run yours."
   ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR TOP 5

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-002
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Measured, with a dry edge on the verdict line. Sincere throughout, never
winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
   SAYS: "Your top five artists tell me more about your strain than your
   budtender ever could."
   ON SCREEN: YOUR TOP 5 → YOUR STRAIN
2. (0:04-0:10) neutral, reading the stack + slow push-in + top-five stack center
   SAYS: "Drake. SZA. Kendrick. Frank Ocean. Tyler."
   ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:10-0:15) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation, app styling
   SAYS: "Low end forward. Vocals sitting in the pocket. Mood over momentum."
   ON SCREEN: LOW END. MOOD OVER MOMENTUM.
4. (0:15-0:27) neutral, listening, nodding once + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
   AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
   ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:27-0:36) excited, gesturing + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
   SAYS: "Caryophyllene-dominant. The terpene that works like a bass line — it
   does not carry the melody, it changes how everything above it sits.
   About one in seven strains, and four of the top six in the country."
   ON SCREEN: CARYOPHYLLENE = THE BASS LINE
6. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Drop your top five. I will run yours."
   ON SCREEN: DROP YOUR TOP 5

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-003
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
   SAYS: "Someone sent me a country top five to break the algorithm. It did not
   break."
   ON SCREEN: THEY TRIED TO BREAK IT
2. (0:04-0:11) neutral, reading + slow push-in + top-five stack center
   SAYS: "Zach Bryan. Sturgill Simpson. Tyler Childers. And two more I am told
   are not negotiable."
   ON SCREEN: (the five artist names stacked)
3. (0:11-0:18) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + loading animation
   SAYS: "Here is the thing people get wrong. The match does not read genre. It
   reads emotional signal. Weight, pace, and how much space the arrangement
   leaves."
   ON SCREEN: IT DOESN'T READ GENRE
4. (0:18-0:30) neutral, listening + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
   AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
   ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
5. (0:30-0:41) neutral, deadpan + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
   SAYS: "Myrcene-dominant. Slow, heavy, lots of room. Same emotional shape as
   the music, completely different cultural box. Cannabis does not know
   what a genre is. It only knows chemistry."
   ON SCREEN: SAME SHAPE. DIFFERENT BOX.
6. (0:41-0:45) skeptical, faint smile + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Try to break it. Top five in the comments."
   ON SCREEN: TRY TO BREAK IT

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-004
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + two identical stacks side by side
   SAYS: "Two people. Identical top five. Two completely different strains. Here
   is why."
   ON SCREEN: SAME TOP 5. DIFFERENT STRAIN.
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, gesturing between stacks + slow push-in + two stacks center
   SAYS: "Same five artists, same order. If the match only read the names, these
   two would get the same answer. They did not."
   ON SCREEN: IDENTICAL LISTS
3. (0:14-0:26) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + weighting graphic, three factors
   SAYS: "Because the top five is the least interesting thing about a listening
   history. Recency matters. Repeat rate matters. What you skip matters
   more than what you save."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT YOU SKIP MATTERS MORE
4. (0:26-0:38) neutral, two cards in frame + static chest-up + two strain reveal cards
   SAYS: "One of them got a myrcene-dominant strain. The other got limonene. Same
   stated taste, different actual behavior, different chemistry. That gap
   is the whole reason a recommendation engine has to watch what you do,
   not what you say."
   ON SCREEN: BEHAVIOR ≠ STATED TASTE
5. (0:38-0:45) neutral, direct to lens + slow push-in + app card
   SAYS: "This is what High IQ does with your own logs. Same principle, your
   data."
   ON SCREEN: HIGH IQ DOES THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — SPOTIFY = YOUR STRAIN — SPT-005
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. A generic top-five artist
stack and a strain reveal card share the frame. Never use Spotify branding,
logos, or exact UI.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral + static chest-up + top-five stack sliding in
   SAYS: "Bach. Debussy. Arvo Pärt. This match surprised me and I built the
   thing."
   ON SCREEN: THIS ONE SURPRISED ME
2. (0:04-0:12) neutral, reading + slow push-in + loading animation
   SAYS: "I expected something bright and complex. Lots of terpenes, lots of
   movement. That is not what came back."
   ON SCREEN: I EXPECTED COMPLEXITY
3. (0:12-0:24) neutral, listening, still + locked wide + strain reveal card into waveform
   AUDIO/ACTION: (no voiceover — the AI strain track plays)
   ON SCREEN: (strain reveal card, then waveform)
4. (0:24-0:36) excited, crown perked + static chest-up + terpene card beside strain card
   SAYS: "Deeply myrcene-dominant. Heavy. Slow. And the more I sat with it, the
   more obvious it got — none of those composers are writing complexity.
   They are writing *stillness*. That is the same signal, in a different
   medium."
   ON SCREEN: THEY BOTH WRITE STILLNESS
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this if the match makes sense to you. Top five below."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE IF THIS TRACKS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: The matched strain's own AI-generated track, playing clean and
uninterrupted during the music beat. No voiceover over it. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIGH — TWH-001
Runtime: 35 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Beat 1 is the unedited stitched source clip — do not alter, caption, or
score it. From beat 2 on: working research lab, dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) native stitch, no edits to source
   AUDIO/ACTION: (source video plays — their audio, unedited)
   ON SCREEN: (none — do not caption over their footage)
2. (0:05-0:08) neutral, DIAGNOSIS stamp lands + whip cut to + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Good question. I can actually answer this one."
   ON SCREEN: DIAGNOSIS
3. (0:08-0:20) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + three-item card
   SAYS: "Unlabeled product is the least predictable category in cannabis, and
   not for the reason people assume. It is not that it is stronger. It is
   that there is no terpene panel, no tested THC figure, and often no
   single strain in there at all."
   ON SCREEN: NO PANEL. NO NUMBER. NO STRAIN.
4. (0:20-0:30) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + comparison graphic
   SAYS: "When you smoke a tracked strain, you have a rough prior — you know the
   shape of what is coming. With this, you have nothing. Same dose, but
   your brain had no forecast, so the experience reads as far more intense
   than the chemistry alone would predict."
   ON SCREEN: NO FORECAST = MORE INTENSE
5. (0:30-0:35) neutral, deadpan + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "So it probably was not stronger. It was just unannounced. Follow — I
   answer these."
   ON SCREEN: IT WASN'T STRONGER. IT WAS UNANNOUNCED.

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed from beat 2 onward. Stamp thud on the DIAGNOSIS cut. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIGH — TWH-002
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Beat 1 is the unedited stitched source clip — do not alter, caption, or
score it. From beat 2 on: working research lab, dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) native stitch, no edits to source
   AUDIO/ACTION: (source video plays — their audio, unedited)
   ON SCREEN: (none)
2. (0:05-0:08) neutral, DIAGNOSIS stamp lands + whip cut to + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Time distortion. That one has a real explanation."
   ON SCREEN: DIAGNOSIS
3. (0:08-0:20) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + terpene bar chart
   SAYS: "Losing an hour on two puffs is almost always a myrcene story. It is the
   most common dominant terpene in cannabis — it leads nearly half of
   everything out there — and it is the one most associated with heaviness
   and slowed perception."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE — 45.8%
4. (0:20-0:27) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + single-line statement card
   SAYS: "One terpene running that far ahead of the others can flatten everything
   else in the profile. You did not take too much. You took a very specific
   chemistry."
   ON SCREEN: NOT TOO MUCH. TOO SPECIFIC.
5. (0:27-0:30) neutral + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "Follow. I do these daily."
   ON SCREEN: FOLLOW

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed from beat 2 onward. Stamp thud on the DIAGNOSIS cut. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIGH — TWH-003
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Beat 1 is the unedited stitched source clip — do not alter, caption, or
score it. From beat 2 on: working research lab, dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) native stitch, no edits to source
   AUDIO/ACTION: (source video plays — their audio, unedited)
   ON SCREEN: (none)
2. (0:05-0:08) neutral, DIAGNOSIS stamp lands + whip cut to + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Same product, different day, different planet. Yes. Here is why."
   ON SCREEN: DIAGNOSIS
3. (0:08-0:22) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + two-path diagram
   SAYS: "Edibles are the only format where your body changes the drug before you
   feel it. THC goes through your liver first and comes out as a different
   compound — 11-hydroxy-THC — which crosses into the brain more readily
   than what you swallowed."
   ON SCREEN: YOUR LIVER CHANGES THE DRUG
4. (0:22-0:34) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + conversion-rate graphic
   SAYS: "How much gets converted depends on what you ate, when you ate it, and
   your own enzyme activity that day. Which means the same ten milligrams
   genuinely is a different dose on Tuesday than it was on Saturday. Not
   psychological. Metabolic."
   ON SCREEN: SAME 10MG. DIFFERENT DOSE.
5. (0:34-0:40) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "So dose for your worst day, not your best one. Save this. Follow for
   more."
   ON SCREEN: DOSE FOR YOUR WORST DAY

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed from beat 2 onward. Stamp thud on the DIAGNOSIS cut. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIGH — TWH-004
Runtime: 35 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Confident and provocative, inviting an argument he is sure he wins. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Beat 1 is the unedited stitched source clip — do not alter, caption, or
score it. From beat 2 on: working research lab, dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) native stitch, no edits to source
   AUDIO/ACTION: (source video plays — their audio, unedited)
   ON SCREEN: (none)
2. (0:05-0:08) neutral, DIAGNOSIS stamp lands + whip cut to + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Because sativa is a shelf category, not a chemical one."
   ON SCREEN: DIAGNOSIS
3. (0:08-0:20) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + two plant silhouettes
   SAYS: "Indica and sativa originally described plant shape. Tall and narrow,
   short and broad. They were never a description of effect, and after
   decades of crossbreeding they barely describe the plant either."
   ON SCREEN: IT DESCRIBED PLANT SHAPE
4. (0:20-0:30) excited, crown perked + slow push-in + terpene bar chart
   SAYS: "What actually predicts how a strain behaves is the terpene profile. And
   plenty of strains sold as sativa are myrcene-dominant, which is the
   terpene most associated with sedation. The shelf said one thing. The
   chemistry said another. The chemistry won."
   ON SCREEN: THE CHEMISTRY WON
5. (0:30-0:35) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "You did not smoke it wrong. You were sold a category. What did you
   have? I will look it up."
   ON SCREEN: WHAT DID YOU HAVE?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed from beat 2 onward. Stamp thud on the DIAGNOSIS cut. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIGH — TWH-005
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Beat 1 is the unedited stitched source clip — do not alter, caption, or
score it. From beat 2 on: working research lab, dark pine-green backdrop,
out-of-focus shelving and glassware.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) native stitch, no edits to source
   AUDIO/ACTION: (source video plays — their audio, unedited)
   ON SCREEN: (none)
2. (0:05-0:08) neutral, warm, DIAGNOSIS stamp + whip cut to + stamp animation
   SAYS: "This is not you getting old. This is receptor biology."
   ON SCREEN: DIAGNOSIS
3. (0:08-0:22) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + receptor diagram, count reducing
   SAYS: "Regular THC exposure causes your CB1 receptors to downregulate. Your
   brain sees a signal arriving constantly and quietly reduces how many
   receivers it keeps available. Same gram, fewer places for it to land."
   ON SCREEN: CB1 DOWNREGULATION
4. (0:22-0:32) skeptical, one brow raised + slow push-in + escalation graphic
   SAYS: "Which is also why buying higher and higher THC does not fix it. You are
   feeding the exact process causing the problem. The thing that actually
   resets it is time — research suggests receptor density begins recovering
   within days of stopping."
   ON SCREEN: HIGHER THC FEEDS THE PROBLEM
5. (0:32-0:40) neutral, warm, direct to lens + static chest-up + closing card
   SAYS: "Forty-eight hours does more for your tolerance than any strain on the
   menu. You are not broken. Save this one."
   ON SCREEN: 48 HOURS BEATS ANY STRAIN

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed from beat 2 onward. Stamp thud on the DIAGNOSIS cut. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — BUDTENDER COURT — BC-001
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: The lab staged as a courtroom. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving. Professor High wears a judge's robe OVER the lab coat — the lab
coat stays visible. A case number card and the submission screenshot share
the frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, judge robe over lab coat, gavel hit + static chest-up + case number card
   SAYS: "Budtender Court is now in session. Case number zero zero one."
   ON SCREEN: BUDTENDER COURT — CASE #001
2. (0:05-0:18) neutral, reading from clipboard + slow push-in + submission screenshot
   SAYS: "The charge. Quote: 'this is the strongest sativa we have, it's twenty-
   eight percent.' End quote. The defendant is that sentence."
   ON SCREEN: THE DEFENDANT IS A SENTENCE
3. (0:18-0:34) neutral, gesturing at chart + whip cut to + THC distribution chart
   SAYS: "Evidence. THC percentage measures one compound's concentration. It does
   not measure intensity, duration, or character of effect. The average
   strain is twenty and a half percent, and only about one in ten clears
   twenty-five."
   ON SCREEN: AVG 20.5% — ONLY 1 IN 10 CLEARS 25%
4. (0:34-0:48) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + two-claim breakdown card
   SAYS: "Further evidence. 'Sativa' describes plant morphology, not effect. So
   the sentence contains two claims, and neither one survives contact with
   the data. It is a strong number attached to a meaningless category."
   ON SCREEN: TWO CLAIMS. NEITHER SURVIVES.
5. (0:48-0:56) neutral, gavel hit, VERDICT stamp lands + slow push-in + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Verdict. Guilty of misinformation in the first degree."
   ON SCREEN: GUILTY — FIRST DEGREE
6. (0:56-1:00) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Sentencing: ask for the dominant terpene instead. Submit your case
   below."
   ON SCREEN: ASK FOR THE DOMINANT TERPENE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Low courtroom bed. Gavel hit on frame one of the cold open and on frame
one of the verdict stamp — sync both tightly. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — BUDTENDER COURT — BC-002
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: The lab staged as a courtroom. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving. Professor High wears a judge's robe OVER the lab coat — the lab
coat stays visible. A case number card and the submission screenshot share
the frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, gavel hit + static chest-up + case number card
   SAYS: "Court is in session. Case zero zero two. And this one is more
   interesting than it looks."
   ON SCREEN: CASE #002
2. (0:05-0:16) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + submission screenshot
   SAYS: "The charge. Quote: 'take some CBD, it cancels out your THC high.' A
   sentence roughly half the internet believes."
   ON SCREEN: "CBD CANCELS THC"
3. (0:16-0:32) neutral, gesturing + whip cut to + receptor diagram
   SAYS: "Evidence. CBD does not bind CB1 the way THC does. It is not competing
   for the same seat and knocking THC out of it. What it appears to do is
   modulate the receptor — changing how it responds rather than blocking
   it."
   ON SCREEN: MODULATES. DOESN'T BLOCK.
4. (0:32-0:48) excited, crown perked + static chest-up + comparison card
   SAYS: "So does CBD cancel a high? No. Can it change the character of one —
   that is what the research points toward, and it is why the two feel
   different together than apart. The claim is directionally onto something
   and mechanically wrong."
   ON SCREEN: DIRECTIONALLY RIGHT. MECHANICALLY WRONG.
5. (0:48-0:57) neutral, gavel hit, VERDICT stamp + slow push-in + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Verdict. Partially overturned. Guilty of imprecision, not of lying."
   ON SCREEN: PARTIALLY OVERTURNED
6. (0:57-1:00) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this one. Submit your case."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Low courtroom bed. Gavel hit on frame one of the cold open and on frame
one of the verdict stamp — sync both tightly. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — BUDTENDER COURT — BC-003
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: The lab staged as a courtroom. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving. Professor High wears a judge's robe OVER the lab coat — the lab
coat stays visible. A case number card and the submission screenshot share
the frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) disappointed, crown drooping, gavel hit + static chest-up + case number card
   SAYS: "Court is in session. Case zero zero three. This case again."
   ON SCREEN: CASE #003 — AGAIN
2. (0:05-0:14) deadpan, reading clipboard + slow push-in + submission screenshot
   SAYS: "The charge. 'Indica at night, sativa for the day.' We have ruled on
   this. The docket keeps filling up."
   ON SCREEN: WE HAVE RULED ON THIS
3. (0:14-0:28) neutral, gesturing at chart + whip cut to + distribution chart
   SAYS: "Evidence. Sour Diesel — sold as a daytime sativa, limonene-dominant,
   and genuinely alerting. Fine. But myrcene, the terpene most associated
   with sedation, dominates forty-five point eight percent of all cannabis,
   across every shelf label there is."
   ON SCREEN: MYRCENE IS ON EVERY SHELF
4. (0:28-0:38) skeptical, one brow raised + static chest-up + coin-flip graphic
   SAYS: "Which means the shelf label and the chemistry agree by coincidence, not
   by design. You are flipping a weighted coin and calling it a system."
   ON SCREEN: A WEIGHTED COIN. NOT A SYSTEM.
5. (0:38-0:43) neutral, gavel hit, VERDICT stamp + slow push-in + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Verdict. Guilty. Again. Same as last time."
   ON SCREEN: GUILTY — AGAIN
6. (0:43-0:45) disappointed + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Submit your case."
   ON SCREEN: SUBMIT YOUR CASE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Low courtroom bed. Gavel hit on frame one of the cold open and on frame
one of the verdict stamp — sync both tightly. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — BUDTENDER COURT — BC-004
Runtime: 60 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: The lab staged as a courtroom. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving. Professor High wears a judge's robe OVER the lab coat — the lab
coat stays visible. A case number card and the submission screenshot share
the frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, gavel hit + static chest-up + case number card
   SAYS: "Court is in session. Case zero zero four. And the defendant is going to
   walk."
   ON SCREEN: CASE #004
2. (0:05-0:16) neutral, reading clipboard + slow push-in + submission screenshot
   SAYS: "The charge. 'It's thirty-five percent, it's lab-tested.' Said with
   total confidence by someone who had no reason to doubt it."
   ON SCREEN: "IT'S 35%. IT'S LAB-TESTED."
3. (0:16-0:32) skeptical, gesturing + whip cut to + THC distribution with ceiling marked
   SAYS: "Evidence. Fewer than one in two hundred strains reaches thirty percent.
   The single highest figure we have on record is thirty-four point eight.
   So thirty-five would be a record — announced casually, at a counter, on
   a Tuesday."
   ON SCREEN: UNDER 1 IN 200. CEILING: 34.8%.
4. (0:32-0:48) neutral, direct to lens + static chest-up + incentive-chain graphic
   SAYS: "But here is the thing. The budtender read the label. The label came
   from a lab. And some labs operate in a market where the higher number
   wins the shelf space. Nobody at that counter had a way to know."
   ON SCREEN: THE LABEL CAME FROM A LAB
5. (0:48-0:57) neutral, gavel hit, VERDICT stamp + slow push-in + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Verdict. The defendant is acquitted. The incentive structure is on
   trial, and it is guilty."
   ON SCREEN: DEFENDANT ACQUITTED
6. (0:57-1:00) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this. Submit your case."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Low courtroom bed. Gavel hit on frame one of the cold open and on frame
one of the verdict stamp — sync both tightly. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — BUDTENDER COURT — BC-005
Runtime: 45 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Flat and dry. The comedy is the situation, not the delivery. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: The lab staged as a courtroom. Dark pine-green backdrop, out-of-focus
shelving. Professor High wears a judge's robe OVER the lab coat — the lab
coat stays visible. A case number card and the submission screenshot share
the frame.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:05) neutral, gavel hit + static chest-up + case number card
   SAYS: "Court is in session. Case zero zero five. This one actually matters."
   ON SCREEN: CASE #005
2. (0:05-0:14) skeptical, reading clipboard + slow push-in + submission screenshot
   SAYS: "The charge. Quote: 'you can't be allergic to weed, it's a plant.' Said
   to someone whose face was swelling."
   ON SCREEN: "YOU CAN'T BE ALLERGIC"
3. (0:14-0:28) neutral, direct to lens + whip cut to + evidence card
   SAYS: "Evidence. Cannabis allergy is documented in the medical literature.
   Cannabis pollen is a recognized allergen, and reactions to handling or
   inhaling plant material appear in published case reports. 'It's a plant'
   is an argument *for* the possibility, not against it."
   ON SCREEN: CANNABIS ALLERGY IS DOCUMENTED
4. (0:28-0:38) deadpan + static chest-up + comparison card
   SAYS: "Peanuts are a plant. Pollen is a plant. The category has never been the
   protective factor anybody thinks it is."
   ON SCREEN: PEANUTS ARE A PLANT
5. (0:38-0:43) neutral, gavel hit, VERDICT stamp + slow push-in + stamp animation
   SAYS: "Verdict. Guilty. And if this is you — that is a conversation for an
   allergist, not a counter."
   ON SCREEN: GUILTY — SEE AN ALLERGIST
6. (0:43-0:45) neutral + static chest-up + closing submission card
   SAYS: "Save this. Submit your case."
   ON SCREEN: SAVE THIS

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Low courtroom bed. Gavel hit on frame one of the cold open and on frame
one of the verdict stamp — sync both tightly. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-001
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Your stash is a forty-one. Let's talk about why."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 41
2. (0:04-0:12) neutral, examining photo + slow push-in + four jars labeled
   SAYS: "Four jars. Four different names, four different price points. Looks
   like a varied collection."
   ON SCREEN: 4 STRAINS
3. (0:12-0:24) disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + diversity overlay, three highlighted
   SAYS: "Three of them are myrcene-dominant. Not similar — the same lead
   terpene, pointing the same broad direction. You did not build a
   collection, you bought the same night three times."
   ON SCREEN: 3 OF 4 = MYRCENE
4. (0:24-0:34) neutral, gesturing at distribution + static chest-up + distribution chart
   SAYS: "And this is not a roast of your taste. Myrcene dominates forty-five
   point eight percent of all cannabis. If you shop by name, this is the
   statistically expected outcome. The shelf did this to you."
   ON SCREEN: 45.8% — THE SHELF DID THIS
5. (0:34-0:40) excited, crown perked, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Add one terpinolene strain and you are in the seventies. Track yours
   in High IQ."
   ON SCREEN: ADD 1 TERPINOLENE → 70s

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-002
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Warm and protective. He is on the viewer's side and slightly annoyed on
their behalf. Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or
acknowledging that the premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) neutral, warm + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Fifty-eight. And for a first stash, that is genuinely fine."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 58
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, small approving nod + slow push-in + diversity overlay
   SAYS: "Blue Dream is in here, which is the most popular strain there is and an
   entirely reasonable place to start. Nobody should be embarrassed by a
   starter jar."
   ON SCREEN: BLUE DREAM — #1 MOST POPULAR
3. (0:14-0:26) excited, crown perked + whip cut to + four-jar breakdown
   SAYS: "Two myrcene leads, one caryophyllene, one limonene. That is three of
   the big three represented, which is more range than most stashes I
   score. You are not stuck in one lane."
   ON SCREEN: 3 OF THE BIG 3
4. (0:26-0:36) neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + rarity chart
   SAYS: "What is missing is anything rare. No terpinolene, no pinene, no
   linalool. Those three together are under nine percent of all strains, so
   you will not find them by accident — you have to go looking."
   ON SCREEN: MISSING: THE RARE ONES
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral, PRAISE stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Ask for one on purpose next trip. Track it in High IQ."
   ON SCREEN: ASK FOR ONE ON PURPOSE

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-003
Runtime: 30 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Genuinely delighted. This is the one episode where he is openly impressed.
Sincere throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the
premise is funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) excited, crown fully perked + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Ninety-two. That is the highest score I have given."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 92
2. (0:04-0:14) excited, leaning toward lens + slow push-in + diversity overlay, all five distinct
   SAYS: "Five strains. Five different dominant terpenes. Not one repeat. Do you
   understand how hard that is to do by accident?"
   ON SCREEN: 5 STRAINS. 5 DIFFERENT LEADS.
3. (0:14-0:24) excited, gesturing at rarity chart + whip cut to + rarity chart, two slivers marked
   SAYS: "Terpinolene and pinene both in here. One in twenty-two and one in fifty
   respectively. You did not stumble into those. Somebody went looking."
   ON SCREEN: 1 IN 22 + 1 IN 50
4. (0:24-0:30) neutral, PRAISE stamp lands + static chest-up + High IQ card
   SAYS: "This is what a portfolio looks like instead of a habit. Handle pinned.
   Submit yours."
   ON SCREEN: A PORTFOLIO, NOT A HABIT

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.

Professor High — ROAST MY STASH — RMS-004
Runtime: 40 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast
TONE: Precise and matter-of-fact. A researcher walking through a result. Sincere
throughout, never winking at the camera or acknowledging that the premise is
funny.

ENVIRONMENT: Working research lab. Dark pine-green backdrop. The submitted stash photo
fills the frame at the open, with any labels, patient details, and
reflections redacted.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:04) deadpan + static chest-up + stash photo full-frame
   SAYS: "Forty-seven. And there is one jar doing all the damage."
   ON SCREEN: STASH SCORE: 47
2. (0:04-0:14) neutral, examining + slow push-in + diversity overlay
   SAYS: "On paper this is a decent lineup. Three different dominant terpenes
   across four jars. That should score in the sixties."
   ON SCREEN: SHOULD BE A 60s STASH
3. (0:14-0:28) disappointed, crown drooping + whip cut to + concentration bar, one spiking
   SAYS: "But one of them is so far ahead on limonene that it flattens everything
   sitting next to it. When you rotate through this stash, three of those
   jars are going to read as versions of the same experience, because your
   baseline keeps getting reset by the loudest one."
   ON SCREEN: ONE JAR RESETS YOUR BASELINE
4. (0:28-0:36) neutral, gesturing + static chest-up + distribution chart
   SAYS: "Limonene leads a quarter of all cannabis, so it is easy to end up here.
   The fix is not to remove it. It is to stop putting it in rotation next
   to the subtle ones."
   ON SCREEN: LIMONENE LEADS 25.4%
5. (0:36-0:40) neutral, ROAST stamp + slow push-in + High IQ card
   SAYS: "Rotate the loud one last. Save this. Submit yours."
   ON SCREEN: ROTATE THE LOUD ONE LAST

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, max 6 words
per line, lower third. Key terms in pineapple yellow #D98E04. Word-synced.
Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top.

AUDIO: Lo-fi lab bed. Score-counter tick that decelerates into the final number. Voice normalized loudest.

DO NOT: No smoking, no lit product, no cannabis paraphernalia in frame. No
medical claims. No real dispensary, producer, or lab names. No logos.