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Arm 3 — Traffic. Optimised for site visits. Test design: The 100. Character: Character Config.

Why This Pack Exists

From The Funnel:
The strongest funnel is not a call to action. It is a video that creates a question only the site can answer. Every proportion we state is a lookup someone wants to run on their own strain. The data is the funnel.
Every other pack in the slate has a CTA. This pack is one. Each episode is built backwards from a single search a viewer will want to run about themselves within about four seconds of the video ending.

The Construction

Professor High must not close the loop. The instinct will be to give an example — “for instance, Blue Dream is myrcene” — and every time we do that, we answer the question the video was built to leave open.He states the proportion. He points at the viewer’s own jar. He stops. The unresolved question is the entire mechanism, and resolving it on camera converts a traffic video into an explainer.

The Seven Questions


LUP-001 — Is Yours?

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Nearly half of all classified cannabis is led by one terpene: myrcene, at 45.8%. Which means there’s a good chance your last four purchases were the same thing wearing four different names. Is yours? → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #myrcene #terpenes #cannabiseducation #strainreview Cantina Prompt

LUP-002 — The One Everyone Gets Wrong

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Sour Diesel is limonene-dominant. It never was myrcene-dominant, and almost everyone believes the opposite. That reputation was built by people describing a feeling. Nobody checked it against a panel — which raises a question about whichever strain you’d have named instead. Check yours → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #sourdiesel #limonene #terpenes #strainreview Cantina Prompt

LUP-003 — The Only One

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Exactly one strain in the ten most popular is terpinolene-led. One. The other nine split between two terpenes. It’s the reason that one feels different from everything around it, and most people who love it have no idea why. Terpinolene leads about 1 in 22 strains overall. I’m not going to tell you which one → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #terpinolene #terpenes #strainreview #cannabiseducation Cantina Prompt

LUP-004 — Does Yours?

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Fewer than 1 in 200 strains actually reaches 30% THC. About 1 in 10 reaches 25%. The average is 20.5%. Most people who say they only smoke thirties have never had one — not because they’re lying, but because it was printed on a board and nobody checked. Does yours? → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #thcpercentage #dispensary #cannabiseducation #strainreview Cantina Prompt

LUP-005 — The Same Terpene

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Nearly half of all cannabis is led by the same terpene — so statistically, your best one and your worst one are fairly likely to share it. Which would mean the terpene was never the whole story. Dose, setting, tolerance and your own chemistry all get a vote. That’s a pattern, not a prescription. But you can’t see the pattern without the panels. Pull both → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #terpenes #cannabisscience #cannabiseducation #strainreview Cantina Prompt

LUP-006 — If It Isn’t There Yet

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People ask whether their strain is “in the database.” That’s a question about a list. Over 20,000 names are already known, and anything not researched yet gets researched on request. It isn’t a finished list — it’s a starting surface. Bring me the strangest name you’ve ever been sold → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #strainnames #terpenes #cannabiseducation #strainreview Cantina Prompt

LUP-007 — Your Four Favourites

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Name your four favourites. Three terpenes lead 86% of everything classified. So four favourites is very unlikely to be four profiles. It’s more likely two — possibly one — and you’ve been paying a premium for the names in between. Pull all four. I’ll wait → thisiswhyimhigh.com This is why I’m high.
Hashtags #thisiswhyimhigh #terpenes #strainreview #cannabiseducation #dispensary Cantina Prompt

Pack Notes

This is the only pack in the slate judged on a metric TikTok does not report. Views, shares and saves are all visible in-platform; site sessions are not. Tag every one of these with its own UTM-bearing short link in the performance log before posting, or the pack produces no readable result at all.

The 100 — Design

How traffic is measured against reach.

Funnel & CTAs

The mechanic this pack is built from.

Verified Data

Every proportion stated here.