Sections — Scripts

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-001
Runtime: 24 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: He is VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan, presented as a data readout. He is narrating
a chart, not telling a joke.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY horizontal bar with no dialogue
for the first three seconds. No title card, no logo, no face. The unlabelled
bar is the hook.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR. It is styled like a timeline
axis — a clean horizontal rectangle divided into six segments. It is NOT a
joint, a cigarette, or any product, and nothing is ever held, lit or consumed.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:18-0:22: the complete six-segment bar must be fully
visible, fully legible on a phone, and COMPLETELY UNOBSTRUCTED. No lower
third, no card, no character may overlap it. This video exists to be
screenshotted.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate — flat background in the brand palette, no
set, no props. Professor High's lab only for the final beat.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, full frame. An empty six-segment
   horizontal bar, unlabelled. NO DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:18) Locked static. Segments fill and label one at a time, in sync
   with each spoken line.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: confidence. Section two: 'is this
   working.' Section three: it is working. Section four: the deep and specific
   interest in a snack. Section five: a long silence nobody comments on.
   Section six: you are asleep and you did not decide to be."
   ON SCREEN: CONFIDENCE / IS THIS WORKING / IT'S WORKING / THE SNACK / THE
   SILENCE / ASLEEP (accumulating)
3. (0:18-0:22) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar. Nothing overlaps it.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Nobody has ever skipped section five."
   ON SCREEN: the complete labelled bar
4. (0:22-0:24) Cut to Professor High in the lab, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Save it. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY I'M HIGH

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Segment labels in bold sans-serif, white with heavy
stroke, sized to read on a phone at arm's length. Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on
the segment dividers. Keep 250px clear at the bottom and 120px at the top so
the platform UI never covers a segment.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, then a soft tick as each
segment lands. Sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no smoking, no paraphernalia, nothing held or lit. The bar
must not resemble a joint, cigarette, or any smokable object. No medical
claims. No real brand names.

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-002
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan, narrating a chart.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY six-segment bar, no dialogue, for
three seconds. No title card, no logo, no face.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR, styled like a timeline axis.
Not a joint, not a product. Nothing held, lit or consumed.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:19-0:23: complete bar, fully legible, COMPLETELY
UNOBSTRUCTED.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate, flat background in the brand palette.
Professor High's lab only for the final beat. No brands or logos.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, full frame, empty six-segment bar. NO
   DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:19) Segments fill and label one at a time, in sync with the lines.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: a plan. Section two: the plan meets
   the board. Section three: reading names you cannot pronounce. Section four:
   pretending to consider the middle of the menu. Section five: asking for the
   highest number. Section six: agreeing that it is fire."
   ON SCREEN: A PLAN / THE BOARD / UNPRONOUNCEABLE / PRETENDING / HIGHEST
   NUMBER / "IT'S FIRE" (accumulating)
3. (0:19-0:23) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "The plan is destroyed in section two. Everything
   after that is theatre."
   ON SCREEN: the complete labelled bar
4. (0:23-0:25) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Save it. Bring it. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY I'M HIGH

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, phone-legible.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on the dividers. 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, a soft tick per segment,
sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no smoking, no paraphernalia. The bar must not resemble
any smokable object. No medical claims. No real dispensary, brand or producer
names.

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-003
Runtime: 26 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan. This is the most genuinely useful chart in
the pack and he plays it completely straight — no joke in the delivery.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY six-segment bar, no dialogue, for
three seconds.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR / TIMELINE AXIS. Not a joint,
not a product, not a food item. Nothing is held, eaten, lit or consumed at any
point.

IMPORTANT — SECTION THREE MUST BE VISUALLY DISTINCT — a different fill colour
from the other five, so the chart still communicates when muted and when
screenshotted.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:18-0:24: complete bar, legible, UNOBSTRUCTED except
for the single lower-third card, which must not overlap any segment.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate, flat background in the brand palette.
Professor High's lab only for the final beat. No brands or logos.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, empty six-segment bar. NO DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:18) Segments fill and label one at a time. Section three fills in
   the distinct colour.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: nothing. Section two: still nothing.
   Section three: the decision to take another one. Section four: the first
   one arrives. Section five: the second one arrives, on top of the first.
   Section six: a duration nobody budgeted for."
   ON SCREEN: NOTHING / STILL NOTHING / THE DECISION / FIRST ONE ARRIVES /
   SECOND ONE ARRIVES / THE DURATION (accumulating)
3. (0:18-0:24) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar. One card below it.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section three is the only section you control.
   Everything to the right of it is arithmetic."
   ON SCREEN: SECTION 3 IS THE DECISION
4. (0:24-0:26) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Save this one properly. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY I'M HIGH

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, phone-legible.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on section three. 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, a soft tick per segment,
sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no food, no packaging, no paraphernalia, no consuming. The
bar must not resemble any object. No medical claims and NO dosing
recommendations — the chart describes a sequence, it does not advise. No real
brand names.

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-004
Runtime: 24 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan, affectionate. CRITICAL — this must never
read as encouragement to stop OR as mockery of stopping. He is charting a
documented social behaviour with total neutrality.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY six-segment bar, no dialogue, for
three seconds.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR. Not a joint, not a product.
Nothing held, lit or consumed.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:18-0:22: complete bar, legible, UNOBSTRUCTED.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate, flat background in the brand palette.
Professor High's lab only for the final beat. No brands or logos.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, empty six-segment bar. NO DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:18) Segments fill and label one at a time.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: announcing it. Section two: telling
   a second person. Section three: sleeping strangely and mentioning it.
   Section four: describing your dreams to someone who did not ask. Section
   five: genuinely feeling quite good. Section six: explaining that you could
   stop any time, which you have just proved, so."
   ON SCREEN: ANNOUNCING IT / TELLING PERSON TWO / THE SLEEP / THE DREAMS /
   ACTUALLY FINE / "ANY TIME" (accumulating)
3. (0:18-0:22) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Most people exit at section four. Almost nobody
   exits at section five."
   ON SCREEN: the complete labelled bar
4. (0:22-0:24) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Which section are you. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: WHICH SECTION?

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, phone-legible.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on the dividers. 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, a soft tick per segment,
sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no smoking, no paraphernalia. No medical claims and no
health advice about abstaining. Never encourage or discourage stopping. No
real brand names.

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-005
Runtime: 25 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan. This is an industry post-mortem delivered as
a chart. No joke in the delivery.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY six-segment bar, no dialogue, for
three seconds.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR. Not a joint, not a product.
Nothing held, lit or consumed.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:19-0:23: complete bar, legible, unobstructed except
the single lower-third card, which must not overlap a segment.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate, flat background in the brand palette.
Professor High's lab only for the final beat. No brands or logos.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, empty six-segment bar. NO DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:19) Segments fill and label one at a time.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: a grower names it something. Section
   two: it is genuinely excellent. Section three: everybody wants it. Section
   four: everybody grows something and calls it that. Section five: the name
   means nothing. Section six: somebody says it is not what it used to be, and
   they are right, because it is not the same plant."
   ON SCREEN: NAMED / GENUINELY GREAT / WANTED / EVERYONE COPIES / NAME MEANS
   NOTHING / "NOT WHAT IT WAS" (accumulating)
3. (0:19-0:23) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar. One card below it.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Nothing declined. The name simply detached from
   the thing."
   ON SCREEN: THE NAME DETACHED
4. (0:23-0:25) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Which one is at section five right now. This is why I'm
   high."
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY I'M HIGH

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, phone-legible.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on section five. 250px clear at bottom, 120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, a soft tick per segment,
sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no smoking, no paraphernalia. No medical claims. No REAL
strain named on camera as a decline example, and no real brand, producer or
dispensary names — the chart is generic and must not accuse anyone.

Professor High — SECTIONS — SEC-006
Runtime: 27 seconds | 9:16 vertical
CHARACTERS
- professor-high-v1 — LOCKED. Already loaded with his image, voice and
  personality. Do NOT re-describe him — re-describing a saved character is the
  main cause of drift.
- No supporting cast — Professor High alone.
- NOTE: VOICE ONLY until the final beat
- Any supporting role may be recast freely between packs, never inside one — a
  recast mid-pack turns a format test into a casting test. Briefs and swap
  rules: /social/cast

TONE: Nature-documentary deadpan. This is the pack's most useful chart and its
conversion episode. Played entirely straight.

IMPORTANT — OPENING: Start COLD on an EMPTY six-segment bar, no dialogue, for
three seconds.

IMPORTANT — THE OBJECT IS AN ABSTRACT CHART BAR that reads as a stylised label
diagram. It must NOT resemble any real product packaging, brand, or jar
design.

IMPORTANT — SECTIONS FIVE AND SIX MUST BE VISUALLY DISTINCT from the first
four — different fill, so the conclusion is readable when muted and when
screenshotted.

IMPORTANT — THE HOLD AT 0:19-0:24: complete bar, legible, unobstructed except
the single lower-third card.

ENVIRONMENT: A clean chart plate, flat background in the brand palette.
Professor High's lab only for the final beat. No brands or logos.

SHOTS + DIALOGUE:
1. (0:00-0:03) COLD OPEN. Locked static, empty six-segment bar. NO DIALOGUE.
   ON SCREEN: the empty bar
2. (0:03-0:19) Segments fill and label one at a time. Sections five and six
   fill in the distinct colour.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Section one: the name — invented. Section two:
   indica or sativa — a shelving convention. Section three: 'top shelf' — a
   price tier. Section four: the THC percentage — real, and less useful than
   it looks. Section five: the terpene panel — real, and the part nobody
   reads. Section six: the lab that tested it — the reason any of this is
   knowable."
   ON SCREEN: THE NAME / INDICA-SATIVA / "TOP SHELF" / THC % / TERPENE PANEL /
   THE LAB (accumulating)
3. (0:19-0:24) Locked static hold on the COMPLETE bar. One card below it.
   SAYS (PROF, voice only): "Sections five and six are the whole label. The
   first four are the packaging."
   ON SCREEN: SECTIONS 5 AND 6
4. (0:24-0:27) Cut to Professor High, static chest-up, deadpan.
   SAYS (PROF): "Go read section five on yours. This is why I'm high."
   ON SCREEN: THIS IS WHY I'M HIGH

ON-SCREEN TEXT STYLE: Bold sans-serif, white with heavy stroke, phone-legible.
Pineapple yellow #D98E04 on sections five and six. 250px clear at bottom,
120px at top.

AUDIO: Original sound. Silence over the empty bar, a soft tick per segment,
sparse strings under the hold.

DO NOT: No product, no packaging, no paraphernalia, no smoking. The diagram
must not resemble any real jar or label design. No medical claims. No real
brand, producer, dispensary or lab names.